The Strain - The Official Thread
- Thread starter Jello Biafra
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OK, so who else was hoping that Eph's kid was going to get killed this ep? I even got my hopes up when they decided to take the little b*stard with them to fight the vamps.
Letting the head vamp writhe around on the ground in pain instead of stabbing the fukk out of him was so silly.
And the dude who plays Gus was just so insane with his over the top "hood" acting.
And why are there so many vamps who look just like Eph's ex-wife? We have had a grip of episodes where they kill some white vampire woman who seems to have the same haircut and outfit as this chick.
And the BIG MOMENT of Eph throwing his sobriety in the bushes was so fukking goofy. As if being drunk is going to somehow make him better at vampire hunting.
This show is the best kid of dumb.
Letting the head vamp writhe around on the ground in pain instead of stabbing the fukk out of him was so silly.
And the dude who plays Gus was just so insane with his over the top "hood" acting.
And why are there so many vamps who look just like Eph's ex-wife? We have had a grip of episodes where they kill some white vampire woman who seems to have the same haircut and outfit as this chick.
And the BIG MOMENT of Eph throwing his sobriety in the bushes was so fukking goofy. As if being drunk is going to somehow make him better at vampire hunting.
This show is the best kid of dumb.
yo I SWEAR the Gus character...
I be like, "just chill my nikka, God DAMN!!"
He's like that one muthafukka you know that you gotta tell to wait in the car when you get out to go to the store. The guy that wanna scream out thug raps and "fukk you lookin at?" At every muthafukka walking pass.
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BRUUUUUHHH!!! where do I f##kin start? 
THis show reached an all time low with this finale. It was scarier at first when they didn't have all these old world German ways to kill the vamps but once they do, sh#t seem too easy for them.
- THat boy is annoying as F##K
- Exterminator dude is alil too bold but compared to everyone else he's alright
- They have Gus c00ning & he not even Black!
- That terrible CGI for Cone-Head As$ Grandmaster Vamp fleeing was just awful. I was on some
Oh my god & did y'all see the scene when the head Vamp fell out the window. YO, I WAS ROLLIN
THis show reached an all time low with this finale. It was scarier at first when they didn't have all these old world German ways to kill the vamps but once they do, sh#t seem too easy for them.
- THat boy is annoying as F##K
- Exterminator dude is alil too bold but compared to everyone else he's alright
- They have Gus c00ning & he not even Black!
- That terrible CGI for Cone-Head As$ Grandmaster Vamp fleeing was just awful. I was on some
Oh my god & did y'all see the scene when the head Vamp fell out the window. YO, I WAS ROLLIN
But I am glad that old dude who willing to lick Grand Master Vamp's nuts for immortality slave servant finally left the porch & his Forest Whitaker "The Butler" role. Gus bout to be a Mexican Blade next season but I would've liked it more if they turned him into a vamp but he was under a different category but 
Season had me coming back every week.
Season had me coming back every week.
The whole time I'm thinking to myself how the hell does he know where the liquor at in his wife's house. He just went to the cupboard and opened it up like he just stashed it the night before. The kid....oh boy this kid is trying to go for the undisputed title of worst kid actor since Carl from The Walking Dead...
...Nah the title is safely in hand.
The kid's wide-eyed innocent act was just irritating. He's seeing vamps all over the city and his father chopping heads off and still wants to act like he in Mayberry. Your mother is dead get over it.
GrandDaddy Kane could've easily killed The Master/Killer Clown if he didnt decide to preach a damn sermon before just killing him. Hell he talked for so damn long he could've sent out a collection basket and asked for love offerings but I know he wasn't gonna die due to the second season being greenlit. This whole show is just dumb and the writing is atrocious. I'm just here for the ride and jokes. I won't even get into the overacting Esse. He would make this cat ashamed who plays every stereotypical Mexican in every TV show and movies.
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Pedro Negro
Reefer & Sneakers
That's cool but my whole gripe is that whoever chooses these set locations should at least TRY and make it resemble the area.
That house looks like something in the 'burbs and everyone, even non NY'ers, know that Flatbush is as far from the 'burbs as you can get.
You mean to tell me
, The Master survived sunlight
by scaling the buildings
Not even GrandDaddy Kane
, Messican Thug Gus
, Commando Rat Inspector, Uber Vamp OG
, and Swatt Vamp
, can bring me back to watch this busllshyt
Nora singing on the roof ike she's A.Keys
A massive Vamp moonwalk
And, Eph emo kid didn't get tentacled up
But, it was hilarious when Maggie got Snoop Dogg'd off the building
, The Master survived sunlight by scaling the buildingsNot even GrandDaddy Kane
, Messican Thug Gus, Commando Rat Inspector, Uber Vamp OG, and Swatt Vamp, can bring me back to watch this busllshyt Nora singing on the roof ike she's A.Keys A massive Vamp moonwalk And, Eph emo kid didn't get tentacled up But, it was hilarious when Maggie got Snoop Dogg'd off the building
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in the name of all that's holy ... oh shyt he fled down the building. 
one of the worst shows ive ever watched all the way through. i could write a novel longer than the source material about what was wrong with this stupid show. normally i say shyt like this, and then watch the next season anyway (TWD) but I don't think I'm gonna even come back to this one.
ORDER_66
I dont care anymore 2025
watched it when i came home... shyt was crazy... rat king with the dynamite....
eph finally getting some balls and telling his kid the world is over. Kid first time hearing gunshots in the world never lived a day in his life in the projects.
... I was shocked when that old nikka dropped the female off the building i was like...
Now the final fight with the master was ok... the sunlight should have killed him yes. but i have a theory of why it truly didnt... He is a master vampire. he isnt a lower stock like the one's he makes. I notice he's not immune either so the shyt really burns but i notice he'd rather get roasted by sunlight then skewed with that silver sword...
My only gripe is that the master should have jumped off and fell through the building showed he was weak and hurting, not falling down, then crawling away... it would have been more believable. I think silver is the weakness for him per se'....
The whole your mother is dead but calling out to you mentally the little kid is stupid falling for that trick... almost got himself killed. Satrakian warned him they will use all types of tricks to get you to fukk up, listen... Mom. mommy!!!
The black servant giving his resignation telling his boss to fukk off was a good scene. that old man way over his head. just cause you healthy dont mean you wont catch a bullet...
The guy who's the head of the cdc now is an idiot you really think the president wont send the military of anyone to investigate if new york falls into chaos...
If the mayor or govenor is still alive they can call for help yes??? You saw how shyt looked at the end... bleak and fukked up...
Gus is gonna get the wesley snipes upgrade next season. come back on some daywalker shyt... complete with sword and gun.
Cobra Commander is like welcome to Cobra, Gus.....
Your training will begin...
eph finally getting some balls and telling his kid the world is over. Kid first time hearing gunshots in the world never lived a day in his life in the projects.
... I was shocked when that old nikka dropped the female off the building i was like...
Now the final fight with the master was ok... the sunlight should have killed him yes. but i have a theory of why it truly didnt... He is a master vampire. he isnt a lower stock like the one's he makes. I notice he's not immune either so the shyt really burns but i notice he'd rather get roasted by sunlight then skewed with that silver sword...
My only gripe is that the master should have jumped off and fell through the building showed he was weak and hurting, not falling down, then crawling away... it would have been more believable. I think silver is the weakness for him per se'....
The whole your mother is dead but calling out to you mentally the little kid is stupid falling for that trick... almost got himself killed. Satrakian warned him they will use all types of tricks to get you to fukk up, listen... Mom. mommy!!!
The black servant giving his resignation telling his boss to fukk off was a good scene. that old man way over his head. just cause you healthy dont mean you wont catch a bullet...
The guy who's the head of the cdc now is an idiot you really think the president wont send the military of anyone to investigate if new york falls into chaos...
If the mayor or govenor is still alive they can call for help yes??? You saw how shyt looked at the end... bleak and fukked up...Gus is gonna get the wesley snipes upgrade next season. come back on some daywalker shyt... complete with sword and gun.
Cobra Commander is like welcome to Cobra, Gus.....
Your training will begin...
kingdarius
Wtf u talkin bout? Ya Bish
bytch got thrown off the top turnbuckle :russyheh:...i was ready to hear jim ross go "OH MY GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!!"You mean to tell me
Not even GrandDaddy Kane
in the name of all that's holy ... oh shyt he fled down the building.
bytch got thrown off the top turnbuckle :russyheh:...i was ready to hear jim ross go "OH MY GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!!"
Kid first time hearing gunshots in the world never lived a day in his life in the projects.
lol i thought about that too. like they moved on down to the eastside projects