The Show Must Go On: 2013-14 Los Angeles Lakers thread

[MoneyTron]

Kobe baseline reverses>>>>



Crazy body control. People really forgot what dude was capable of...only player to pull that dunk off consistently...that baseline 360 vs Utah...

SkyHook mix...

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[MenacingMonk]

My emotions going into next season:

 

[Torrential]

I believe in Mitch.

 

[MenacingMonk]

George Karl, Hollins and Shaw are on the market. We still have Wacktoni.

Jim Bust

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

At the very least I hope we do fukktoni like we did Mike Brown.

 

[Hersh]

can hollins treat Dwight gasol like Zack and gasol?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

can hollins treat Dwight gasol like Zack and gasol?

I dunno, both Memphis bigs are tough in the paint and have game on the offensive end whereas its 1/2 in both categories for our bigs. Still I'd just expect Hollins to install an offense that makes sense for this roster and for Mitch to put an sos out to any young athletic wings that can possibly develop a 3 ball. Cut the bums, and add hungry young players that can learn from Kobe.

 

[PortCityProphet]

i really hate this nikka

Dwight Howard Will Voice A Turkey In A Movie About...Turkeys
The film is called Free Birds. Owen Wilson, Amy Poehler and Colm Meaney, who will clearly voice the a$$hole Turkey, are in it. Dwight Howard will voice a character named Cold Turkey. Do you get it?

Here's the plot synopsis from IMDb:

Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
I just...I don't know. This is very discouraging. I want to make a bunch of Dwight-Howard-is-a-turkey jokes that would really resonate with the Your Parents demographic, but I just don't have it in me after reading that. It's kind of like two guys got together and decided to write a suicide note but wound up with time-travelling turkeys instead. Then someone else came in and did a re-write. True story. Two Turkeys' Excellent Adventure got a second swing on this one.

Listen Hollywood, I've got a screenplay that is about three-quarters finished. It is not about time-travelling turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks who put aside their differences to save future generations of turkeys from the ultimate turkey nightmare scenario. Maybe the

Dwight Howard Will Voice A Turkey In A Movie About...Turkeys

 

[PTBG]

The Lakers are rumored to be interested in soon-to-be free agent and former Detroit Pistons point guard, Will Bynum. Obviously the point guard position has been one that has plagued the Lakers the last few seasons, and it seems they see Bynum as a potential asset in the backcourt.

Bynum, 30, averaged 9.8 points per game and an average PER of 16.6.

Over his career, Bynum has showed to have a quick first step, and the ability to put up points in a hurry. But after this season sitting behind emerging star guard Brandon Knight, Bynum has cut down on his bad shots and turning the ball over. Bynum is that backup point guard that any team needs. He brings athleticism and a serviceable option off the bench.

Bynum would be a very good option for the Lakers to pursue, but the problem is money. The Lakers do not have enough cap space to offer a huge offer to Bynum, but they can offer him the taxpayer’s mid-level exception of about $3.2 million which would be a cheap option for help off the bench.

I was like thinking it was Drew, but Will Bynum? As long as fukktoni is coach, team doesn't look to be going anywhere.

 

[Newzz]

We need to fire this nikka Dantoni RIGHT NOW....ask Dwight Howard if we cant get Phil, who does he want....Hire that coach.....and get on with this upcoming Summer League.


Let's bring in young Lionel and let him do his thing. If he can get Randolph and Gasol to the WCF, I'm pretty sure he can work with Howard/Gasol/Kobe/Nash

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

At the very least I hope we do fukktoni like we did Mike Brown.

You mean fire him once all the good coaching candidates are already hired?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

You mean fire him once all the good coaching candidates are already hired?

At least he'd be fired....

Edit: nikkaz worried about Will Bynum and we're still being held hostage by f'ucktoni?

 

[Hater]

Maaaaaaan none of this bullshyt would be going on had we just hired Brian Shaw in 2011

 

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Kobe reportedly wants ‘two more cracks’ at winning championships before he retires | ProBasketballTalk

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Clippers Plan To Offer Blake Griffin, Eric Bledsoe For Dwight Howard | Lakers Nation

What yall think?

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