OK, America could also have a secret defensive space satellite that can shoot laser beams and assassinate all world leaders it doesn't like instantly.
See how you can just make shyt up and there's no arguing against it with your logic? You literally just said it's plausible the US has computer viruses that blow up all Russia nukes on launch.
Just...stop.
I'm not making anything up. My point is, unlike you, I don't make definitive statements about things I'm not 100% involved in. You're the one drawing a definitive conclusion about something you're not involved in. It's reasonable to suspect that a country with the world's greatest military that spent $350B trying to develop a nuclear defense system over 60 years has something to show for it. And yes, a computer virus causing self-detonation isn't outside the realm of spending $350B over 60 years. Stop deflecting.