The Return of Kaan! Official House of Lies Thread

FlyRy

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jeannie was such a bytch to that guy on the date.

rofl @ doug though.
 

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Good episode. Jeannie completely embarrassed herself on that date but she deserved it. I hope Larenz Tate stays on for a while.
 

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is it just me or does that mufukka not age :mjpls: :lolbron:

black don't carack. that nikka look like u could slap those braids on him and he'd be o-dog all over again.


as for this last ep. is it me, or was the broad that played cuddy on house lookin real fukkable on that ep??? I know I'd beat.

you gotta love how every broad on the show seems to throw the ass at marty and NEVER to the cats that are on his team.

I wish that black girl that was marty's broad last season was on this year, but having both larenz tate and nia long on here more than makes up for her loss.
 

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I'm an ep behind, but Matt Damon had me dying...

"How many Vicodin are in an overdose?"

:heh:
 

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O-Dawg in the house :salute:

The guy from Mad TV had me loosing it when he was calling the kids stereotypical black names, and walking around with the zuchinnis like a dikk. :pachaha:
 

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First and foremost

Doug won :salute:

Jeanie was a real bytch and obnoxious to that dude. Made no sense, and I am glad he dropped her.

"My date sucked balls"
"Mine did too." :krs:

Lisa Edelstein hitting that moan :takedat:

And the homie Larenz Tate :salute:

That was a really good ep. Best of the season. Got some real plot advancement with the corporate stuff and with Marty's personal life.
 

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Doug is finally getting some balls now that he got a strong woman behind him.

She is going to turn out to be crazy though. And I am with Marty how is he a p*ssy for trying to get a threesome? No chick looks sexy with kids and husband at that point she has to throw it at dudes.
 

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"your t*ts are like 9/11"

Never forget.

Doug's girl was looking good by the pool :steviej: Nice to see him stand up for a change because he stays getting clowned.

Can we talk about this lil dude Roscoe krumping to "Sit on the dikk with his middleschool buds :stylin: The whole thing was jokes :laff:
 

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Nia... :noah:


and i think the implication is Tamara has feelings for Marty on some "the one who got away" type shyt (with all the teasing of how Marty used to simp her) but Marty aint tryna get hurt again (perhaps she ditched him for hubby?) so he'd rather have meaningless fukking where 3 is company would apply/mask it, as opposed to gettin between them thighs dolo and risk catchin feelings for her again on some intimacy shyt
 
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