Are you kidding me with this shyt?
The younger generation has been raised to be so "open minded" that they don't know shyt about shyt.
In my day, this didn't take a drawn out explanation, the reason was as obvious as the sun rising in th east and setting in the west--women suck at sports.
Now it's "well, technically enjoying getting fukked in the ass by another man doesn't make you gay, and what even is a man anyways, I cut my dikk off so I'm not technically a man, and due to the fact that I identify as a woman, therefor those women playing basketball are just as good as Kobe, that's prolly why he liked womens sports."
Professional sports, on their most basic level, are the last remaining meritocracy on planet earth.
That's what makes them so compelling.
Are some rigged? Yes.
Are some guys taking dives because they're paid off by Vegas? Absolutely.
Are some refs cooking the score? Proven.
But by and large, over time, the 30 quarterbacks taking snaps under center this weekend in the NFL are the 30 best QBs on planet Earth. You could make some arguments around the margin "oh Kap should be in not Boyle," or "pffff Devito isn't the best in the world" whatever whatever, but the point is,
if YOU could walk into Metlife tomorrow and throw it 65 yards on a rope through a tire at the other end of the field with a 275 lb superhuman chasing you down, you'd be wearing the green and white next Sunday and playing professional ball.
If YOU could take the court at MSG tonight and go 9/12 beyond the arc with a hand in your face, you're getting a contract.
If YOU could get around a PGA course from the tips under par day in and day out, you're going to be teeing it up at Augusta.
If YOU could throw it 95 down the middle with a slight drop inside at the end, you're getting pinstripes.
If YOU were forced to wear a dress and hike it up in the back after your dad had 3 glasses of whisky so he could pretend you were his little princess, you could even be a gymnist.
The possibilities are endless.
Now, in the world we live in, in this day and age, you mean to tell me you think that the reason sports are gender divided is because of the patriarchy? Or convention? HELL NO. It's because women literally, physically, are UNABLE to do any of those things. They never have been able to, and they never will be able to.
So they're partitioned and have their little make believe leagues where they prented they can play sports. But they fukking cant, and never have been able to like men.
So the reason that men watch sports? Because it's a meritocracy? That entire construct has to be suspended when womens sports comes around. You have to watch it with a baseline acceptance that what you're watching isn't good enough. It's like eating catfood and pretending it's as good as a filet minon. Why? So as to not offend your cat, of course. And what does that get you? To alllllllll you SOHH posters that like womens sports, what does that get you? Are you drowing in p*ssy over there? Do you book off your Sundays to recuperate from the amount of trim you emptied your balls into on Saturday night? Come on man. You know you dont, I know you dont, your dissapointed parents know you dont, every woman in your life that doesn't want to be close to you knows you don't.
You know why? You want to know why fakkit? Because the women you're trying to impress with this shyt? They also know that womens sports suck and women cant do anything as good as men. Because they know they're just a hole. They're just a womb to be filled to shyt out babies and make milk for them. That's what women WANT to do with their life. It's what they've ALWAYS wanted to do with their life. They don't give a fukk about womens sports. And you fags run around here
"oh well, um, technically it's a really competitive game, and uh."
Shut the fukk up. Kill yourself. It's not a good game. No one watches it except for their families. Even the astroturfing advertisers on here dont watch that shyt. You've all been conned cradle to grave.
"Oh if I just keep respecting women and keep up to date with the NCAAW ACC standings, I'll meet a queen who will truly appreciate how open minded and accepting I am."
Meanwhile these whores still will suck you off in a Target bathroom stall if you spit the right shyt while holiday shopping, same as they've always been, just want to be strong armed fukked hard and treated dirty.
"oh is Caitlin playing tonight!?"
Lol fukk outta here fakkits
