The one friend who can't handle their alcohol UNAPPRECIATION

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Smh had alot of friends like that in the states.

One night it was like 5 of us getting drunk in the dayroom, wildin out It was this one chick in there, I had been trying to smash heavily. She was sitting on my lap rubbing on me so I'm like :smugfavre: yea I got this. MY nicca from Bama, he loud naturally. Starting rubbing on her hair and shyt talking about that lil nicca can't handle you :lolbron: and saying girl you need to give me some Sex. I'm like :rudy: We all drunk so she just laughing. shyt went on for awhile. So like all drunk people he got distracted:myman:

So I tell her let's dip ma:takedat: We get to her room and it starts to go down. She got some big ol titties. I let her get on top and she riding and I'm :noah: ...Man this bytch must've forget to lock her door cause this nicca and another homeboy come busting in "LIL NICCA YOU AIN"T fukkING NOTHING" :pachaha: and my other homeboy in the background cracking up. I'm like :wtf: and then this nicca took a picture :snoop:

Yea they left but I couldn't even get it up after that.:to: I was 18, and that shyt pissed me off. Was hot for weeks. It was my first piece of p*ssy in North dakota and it got fukked up by a drunk homie
 

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Smh had alot of friends like that in the states.

One night it was like 5 of us getting drunk in the dayroom, wildin out It was this one chick in there, I had been trying to smash heavily. She was sitting on my lap rubbing on me so I'm like :smugfavre: yea I got this. MY nicca from Bama, he loud naturally. Starting rubbing on her hair and shyt talking about that lil nicca can't handle you :lolbron: and saying girl you need to give me some Sex. I'm like :rudy: We all drunk so she just laughing. shyt went on for awhile. So like all drunk people he got distracted:myman:

So I tell her let's dip ma:takedat: We get to her room and it starts to go down. She got some big ol titties. I let her get on top and she riding and I'm :noah: ...Man this bytch must've forget to lock her door cause this nicca and another homeboy come busting in "LIL NICCA YOU AIN"T fukkING NOTHING" :pachaha: and my other homeboy in the background cracking up. I'm like :wtf: and then this nicca took a picture :snoop:

Yea they left but I couldn't even get it up after that.:to: I was 18, and that shyt pissed me off. Was hot for weeks. It was my first piece of p*ssy in North dakota and it got fukked up by a drunk homie

that ain't even cool. I'd probably stop hanging with that idiot after.
 

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I fukking hate people like this I swear for lord. my cousin is 'that" guy. let me tell you almost every time we get faded this nikka is always the loudest, obnoxious, disrespectful little nikka in the room. I cant even count on my fingers and toes how many time I had to dissolve something for him or scrap with him because this guy wants to step on someone toes or whateva. I cant front I love the nikka to death but for a nikka that drink so much ( this man drinks every damn day if he has the loot) im surprise he doesnt know how to handle that shyt better


Im a sleepy drunk, when I have too many I be ready to lay down and enjoy some good ass sleep
 
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Ya'll got crazy timing with these threads sometimes.



Brehs, my nikka almost raped a bytch in a closet last night. I came out the bathroom and I hear rustlin and the door swings up and this bytch jumps out that motherfukka like :merchant: and runs outside. I'm standing there like :wtf: My boy comes out and goes :upsetfavre: I think we need to leave bruh, that's the sister of the nikkas throwin the party.

The nikkas throwin the party were some mexican nikkas, if any of ya'll have partied with mexicans you know if they see their sister with a wesley snipes black nikka, it's gonna be a problem, so imagine a darkness colored nikka forcing himself on their little smurf sister. That shyt is :rip:

So we took the fukk off and got in his car. we sitting in their front yard with like 20+ cars parked around in the dark. So i start clowning my nikka and we both :russ: then, and I put it on god, this bytches 20 brothers, sisters, uncles, cousins, second cousins, grandma and grandpas all came out from the side fence AND the front door. I look at my boy and he went from :smugfavre: to :whoo: to :merchant: to :sadbron: in a matter of seconds, this nikkas life was flashin before his eyes. This nikka instantly turns his shyt on, puts that bytch in reverse and backs the fukk out of their yard as fast as he can. we hit a trash can or a mailbox or some shyt, he fukked up someone passenger door, and fukked his mirror up, my nikka burnt rubber all the way down the street and didn't stop doing 80 until we were like 10 blocks down.
This nikka was quiet the whole way home

All that shyt just cuz he can't handle his and decided to get aggressive with some bird. Honestly though, he's a good dude, just a bad drinker, i'll prolly still hit the clubs/parties/bars with this nikka in the future :manny:
 

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Ya'll got crazy timing with these threads sometimes.



Brehs, my nikka almost raped a bytch in a closet last night. I came out the bathroom and I hear rustlin and the door swings up and this bytch jumps out that motherfukka like :merchant: and runs outside. I'm standing there like :wtf: My boy comes out and goes :upsetfavre: I think we need to leave bruh, that's the sister of the nikkas throwin the party.

The nikkas throwin the party were some mexican nikkas, if any of ya'll have partied with mexicans you know if they see their sister with a wesley snipes black nikka, it's gonna be a problem, so imagine a darkness colored nikka forcing himself on their little smurf sister. That shyt is :rip:

So we took the fukk off and got in his car. we sitting in their front yard with like 20+ cars parked around in the dark. So i start clowning my nikka and we both :russ: then, and I put it on god, this bytches 20 brothers, sisters, uncles, cousins, second cousins, grandma and grandpas all came out from the side fence AND the front door. I look at my boy and he went from :smugfavre: to :whoo: to :merchant: to :sadbron: in a matter of seconds, this nikkas life was flashin before his eyes. This nikka instantly turns his shyt on, puts that bytch in reverse and backs the fukk out of their yard as fast as he can. we hit a trash can or a mailbox or some shyt, he fukked up someone passenger door, and fukked his mirror up, my nikka burnt rubber all the way down the street and didn't stop doing 80 until we were like 10 blocks down.
This nikka was quiet the whole way home

All that shyt just cuz he can't handle his and decided to get aggressive with some bird. Honestly though, he's a good dude, just a bad drinker, i'll prolly still hit the clubs/parties/bars with this nikka in the future

nikka admitted to almost raping the girl?:what:
 

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I used to be that friend, then no one would invite me places.....

Now Im the friend who babysits the drunk and tries to get him away from the main group so they can get it in.
 

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So I tell her let's dip ma:takedat: We get to her room and it starts to go down. She got some big ol titties. I let her get on top and she riding and I'm :noah: ...Man this bytch must've forget to lock her door cause this nicca and another homeboy come busting in "LIL NICCA YOU AIN"T fukkING NOTHING" :pachaha: and my other homeboy in the background cracking up. I'm like :wtf: and then this nicca took a picture :snoop:

Yea they left but I couldn't even get it up after that.:to: I was 18, and that shyt pissed me off. Was hot for weeks. It was my first piece of p*ssy in North dakota and it got fukked up by a drunk homie
:pachaha::pachaha::pachaha::umad:
 

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Omg this friend is the worst! I have a few of them, and altho I'm a slim chick, when I go out drinking I'm always good but then I have to babysit smh.

One year for my birthday me and a group of my friends went to some bar, shots and drinks were in abundance. 1 of my friends gets bumped and starts poppin off, then a few more jumped in and started wilding. I was so embarrassed having to break that up. Then halfway thru the night I'm holding my friends' (plural smh) hair back as they're throwing up on my heels :why:

Long story short my night ends in a car accident cuz apparently we were in a 1 car race on the highway, and when we get to the crib, one of my friends who had passed out wakes up to use the bathroom and shyts on herself! :scusthov:

I couldn't make this up.
I never understood why alcohol makes people belligerent or act a fool. I'm usually care-free and just trying to chill.
 
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