The one friend who can't handle their alcohol UNAPPRECIATION

[BuyandSave]

I got a friend like this. Mufukka would be throwing up before we even get to the club. I remember one time we was at one of our homeboy's shop that he works at. The owner lets all of us play poker and drink and chill at the shop some days. It was down the street from one of the clubs here in Birmingham. Well Eightball & MJG was supposed to have been performing and we was going to head over there. From the door we can see the line at the club. So we waiting on our friend that can't handle his liquor. He gets there messed up. I'm like, "man don't let him fukk it up for us".

1st, he was drinking some Bud Light with Lime in it. Then he wanted some water. He's sipping and we thinking he's gonna be alright. Then he just blows chunks all on the floor, didn't even try to get up and go somewhere. The owner as like My friend that worked there just got the mop and started trying to clean it up. Then our friend that just threw had to do it again. This time we made him walk over to a big trash can and he started throwing up and at the same time jumping up and down and when he got done was doing the Whooooooo like Nature Boy Ric Flair!!! I was but at the same time

We ended up taking this negro home and his wife was looking at him like Then he forgot his gun and we had to turn back around and bring it back to him since we was just down the street. This fool sitting on the porch in his boxer shorts because his wife put him out and was looking out the window like So yeah, I know exactly what you talking about.

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

It's not even a friend it's my dad

Every time he get some he start talking beating some body up

 

[Mantle Drunk]

Shouldnt this be a apprecation thread when my friends are past there limit the fukkery that goes down is classic and legendary.

 

[1thouwow]

yeah....i got a boy like that.
i was in his wedding a couple of weeks ago.
he flipped a ATV over and crushed my foot.

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

Shouldnt this be a apprecation thread when my friends are past there limit the fukkery that goes down is classic and legendary.

exactly

@homeboy doing the nature boy. I got two homeboys who act a fool.sometimes shyts hilarious and annoying as fukk at the same time. Depends on what type of drunk I got going that night

 

[Mantle Drunk]

exactly

@homeboy doing the nature boy. I got two homeboys who act a fool.sometimes shyts hilarious and annoying as fukk at the same time. Depends on what type of drunk I got going that night

I got one friend I tell him all the time if hes' not drunk I dont like him to much an hes boring. He gets upset when I say it but it's true if hes not sloppy drunk hes kind of lame

 

[ReggieFlare]

I swear, the more you mature - the more you realize how dumb some of your friends are.

Real shyt.

 

[swimmingpools]

Im not a babysitter, but Im not going to let my friend do stupid shyt while drunk, either. I have taken an out of control friend home (if not too far) and come back to the party plenty of times. Im too nice.

 

[nalej]

Luckily noone in my crew is like that these days. I'm probably the loudest one out of us when we drink but I never start shyt.

 

[So UnThotful]

nah the one that takes the cake are the ones who gets emotional about life and shyt then get into a rage when you try to tell them to chill and be quiet.

hate that shyt, cause it really fukks up a good buzz

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Im not a babysitter, but Im not going to let my friend do stupid shyt while drunk, either. I have taken an out of control friend home (if not too far) and come back to the party plenty of times. Im too nice.

If it's not too far then I don't mind but sometimes those short rides take longer than usual. So what usually takes about 20 mins end up being an hour and a 1/2.

 

[OPTiMO]

i gotta boy who will pick an argument about anything... anything, when he's drunk. this dude just tries to go against what anybody says, its like bruh, shut the fukk up.

 

[swimmingpools]

nah the one that takes the cake are the ones who gets emotional about life and shytand shyt then get into a rage when you try to tell them to chill and be quiet.

hate that shyt, cause it really fukks up a good buzz

I became friends w/the type of drunk who cries a lot. I met her for the first time one night, and I dont know what was wrong with me that night, but I became a crying drunk. I didnt even have a real reason to be crying. I just was crying because she was crying; reminiscing about a guy who broke up with her. I never even met him, and I just met her, but I cried with her. We are good friends now and we always laugh at that memory. Usually I am the super friendly "lets hug! high five!" type of drunk.

If it's not too far then I don't mind but sometimes those short rides take longer than usual. So what usually takes about 20 mins end up being an hour and a 1/2.

True.

 

[OPTiMO]

im the "get drunk and ramble about everything thats ever happened in my life" type dude




people are prolly like i dont give a fukk.....

 

[Red Omega]

Shouldnt this be a apprecation thread when my friends are past there limit the fukkery that goes down is classic and legendary.

this.

so many divas on this site.