The one friend who can't handle their alcohol UNAPPRECIATION

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I fukking hate that shyt, man! Everyone is drinking and having a good time and then there is always that one a$$hole who takes like 3 shots and starts wildin'. :snoop:

You're talking to a bytch - this fakkit comes up from behind like :krs: , puts his arm around you and starts yelling in your ear about some stupid shyt from way back when, insults the girl, gets up and does it to the next guy over.

Walking through a club...the motherfukker just has to bump everyone and say some slick shyt until it finally creates a problem and everyone with him now has to get involved. :rudy:

So at the end of what could have been a great night - you're walking away with no p*ssy, a possible fight/charges, and this drunk a$$hole passed out in the back seat/throwing up/yelling out the window. :wow:

The worst is the fact that most of these a$$holes are so unapologetic it's crazy, like: "Maaaaaan, remember that shyt last night - yoooo I was about to fukk that dude up maaaan/that bytch wanted my dikk - when we going out again?" Like, STFU FEKKET - NEVER!:mad:

I swear, the more you mature - the more you realize how dumb some of your friends are.
 

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I fukking hate that shyt, man! Everyone is drinking and having a good time and then there is always that one a$$hole who takes like 3 shots and starts wildin'. :snoop:

You're talking to a bytch - this fakkit comes up from behind like :krs: , puts his arm around you and starts yelling in your ear about some stupid shyt from way back when, insults the girl, gets up and does it to the next guy over.

Walking through a club...the motherfukker just has to bump everyone and say some slick shyt until it finally creates a problem and everyone with him now has to get involved. :rudy
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So at the end of what could have been a great night - you're walking away with no p*ssy, a possible fight/charges, and this drunk a$$hole passed out in the back seat/throwing up/yelling out the window. :wow:

The worst is the fact that most of these a$$holes are so unapologetic it's crazy, like: "Maaaaaan, remember that shyt last night - yoooo I was about to fukk that dude up maaaan/that bytch wanted my dikk - when we going out again?" Like, STFU FEKKET - NEVER!:mad:

I swear, the more you mature - the more you realize how dumb some of your friends are.

I hate that guy. I got a homie like this. The worst part about it is, he big as hell and work security, so he will fukk up 99 % of the people he starts shyt with. That was back in the day though. fukk the Club. I might hit that bytch once every quarter these days
 

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My one homie is like this...but thats my man (no homo) so I know when I drink with him, it gotta be in the house or the backyard, can't go nowhere with him :smh:

fukk you and all that...but I do agree with this. That's what sucks - that's your boy so you can't just cut him off.
 

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yeah....i got a boy like that.
i was in his wedding a couple of weeks ago.
he flipped a ATV over and crushed my foot.
 

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Thes type of friends are the nyggaz that I DON'T go out with. I've had 2 cut these type of nyggaz off or not go out with. I've got into rumbles in the club because of 1 dumb idiot unable to hold his liquor
 

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My former homie tried to fight me after I pulled this Serena lookin chick in Addison. Talkin bout "I talked to her first dog" :what: nikka she didn't like yo ugly ass
He was DRUNK AS HELL

Just the negatives of being good lookin I guess :smugdraper: even so called friends hate
 

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I got a friend like this. Mufukka would be throwing up before we even get to the club. I remember one time we was at one of our homeboy's shop that he works at. The owner lets all of us play poker and drink and chill at the shop some days. It was down the street from one of the clubs here in Birmingham. Well Eightball & MJG was supposed to have been performing and we was going to head over there. From the door we can see the line at the club. So we waiting on our friend that can't handle his liquor. He gets there messed up. I'm like, "man don't let him fukk it up for us".

1st, he was drinking some Bud Light with Lime in it. Then he wanted some water. He's sipping and we thinking he's gonna be alright. Then he just blows chunks all on the floor, didn't even try to get up and go somewhere. The owner as like:mindblown: My friend that worked there just got the mop and started trying to clean it up. Then our friend that just threw had to do it again. This time we made him walk over to a big trash can and he started throwing up and at the same time jumping up and down and when he got done was doing the Whooooooo like Nature Boy Ric Flair!!! I was :deadrose: but at the same time :snoop:

We ended up taking this negro home and his wife was looking at him like :beli: Then he forgot his gun and we had to turn back around and bring it back to him since we was just down the street. This fool sitting on the porch in his boxer shorts because his wife put him out and was looking out the window like :upsetfavre: So yeah, I know exactly what you talking about.
 
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