WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!! WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!!: Your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers 2024 Reality TV offseason Thread

[Dr. Narcisse]

The fact that the Lakers have not signed anybody is crazy.


They must be working on a trade


I know they are about to get fleeced

 

[Voice of Reason]

Fisher does not know anything.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I must admit it will be a circus this year with the Bronny and JJ Redikk shyt show

Maybe Klay ain't tryin to deal with all that

 

[G-Zeus]

Fat ass Luka that can’t defend?
Lena Dunham not in shape luka?

I never said anything about defensive fit... I was talking offensive...luka.likes to draw a crowd and pass... Klay just needs to stand and shoot

 

[Regular_P]

nah it's not that, all the players around the league are in group chats texting each other like "Yo, i really wanna go to LA and hoop with Bron and AD, but they hired their GM because of Kobe 6 years ago. I can't rock with that shyt"

People were talking that shyt about Morey a year ago and PG just signed there for the max.

 

[Rakim Allah]

I meant in terms of how bad DLO was against the Nuggets in 2023. Rui was that bad in the 1st round.

Yeah. Klay is a better fit than DLO when the Lakers unfortunately decide to go to Bron Ball.

Maybe JJ can convince Bron that Bron Ball is not the answer especially against the Nuggest.

Against Nuggets in the playoffs, Bron Ball is 0-8 vs DLO Ball 1-0, friends.

 

[Trojan 24]

I must admit it will be a circus this year with the Bronny and JJ Redikk shyt show

Maybe Klay ain't tryin to deal with all that

Reporter - "Klay, why didn't you kick it to Bronny in the corner in the second quarter?"

 

[Rakim Allah]

What do you think about Derozan's fit?

Terrible fit for Bron Ball. Not an ideal fit overall, friend.

 

[rightfultoefinger]

F it, if the reports are true about the Bulls willing to give up a first to get rid of Lavine, do it and make them throw in another first. Dlo, Gabe and whoever else to make the numbers work. As long as we get to keep AR.

 

[Rakim Allah]

DeMario Moon

I’d be highly concerned about his mental health when he is inevitably scapegoated after a grueling session of playoff Bron Ball, friend.

 

[Rakim Allah]

Think some of y’all are in denial or just don’t want to admit that big name free agents don’t want to play with Lebron and the clown show he created in LA

So basically you’re saying they don’t want to be turned into Matt Dellavedova. Interesting, friend.

 

[Rakim Allah]

Man shut your dumbass up already

Who does that guy think he is? Negatively mentioning Our Shooting Gawd, friend.

 

[10bandz]

Who does that guy think he is? Negatively mentioning Our Shooting Gawd, friend.

they do that shyt passively like that shyt is cool and no one will notice

 

[Hersh]

been quiet on they trey front..

saw something bout don bout to resign..

usually when its quiet its something no one was expecting..

what was the deadline?

 

[Rakim Allah]

We're back to hoping JJ unlocks something in AD & Reaves. And LeBron paced enough to be at a 2020 playoffs level. Back to hoping.

And unleashes the Wrath of D’Tective offensively, friend.