The official ‘Tory Lanez vs Megan Thee Stallion’ trial thread.

[ISO]

smashing 2 alcoholic hoodrat best friends and then trying to smash a whole nother chic in front of both of their faces is unrighteous…nikka out here parading his young son around quoting scripture callin on the apostles of god and moving foul as fukk at the same time. time for a correction from his loving father

Meg ain’t no damn hood rat she’s just a dumb bytch that’s all

 

[WMG the 2nd]

Black women and fakkit brehs rejoicing on Twitter like it's a slam dunk on all heterosexual Black men. Your "Queens" brehs.

Would black men have been rejoicing and dunking on black women if the outcome was the opposite? If so why be upset about this shyt it’s almost Christmas nikka

 

[Jone2three45]

Now here we go with a lot of think pieces about this trial from “educated” black women and gay black men who has a twitter degree.

 

[iamduval]

Damn, Jay put the call in at dinner

RIP Tory
RIP Thugga

They call that nikka Hov the closer for a reason. I’ve never seen him take a L in court

I feel bad for Tory but I cant refute the fact that he put himself in that situation.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Akademiks reading the verdict:

Chains is cool to cop,
but MORE important is lawyer fees
- Jay-Z (Never Change, 2001)

Got a money-hungry lawyer, that'll eat the case
And that's just food for thought, don't let it go to waste

- Jay-Z (U Don’t Know [remix], 2002)

Big pimpin’ on your court steps,
In case yall ain’t notice, I ain’t lost yet
- Jay-Z. (I Got The Keys, 2016)

I got lawyers like shooters
Working pro bono for him,
as a favor 'cause I throw them Ms

- Jay-Z (God Did, 2022)
There’s a Hov bar for everything

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

what, happened?

 

[Lefty Gunz]

 

[-DMP-]

They call that nikka Hov the closer for a reason. I’ve never seen him take a L in court

I feel bad for Tory but I cant refute the fact that he put himself in that situation.

Jigga, Megan, not guilty

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

it’s obvious kelsey and meg were fighting.

I don’t know how many times niggas gotta hear it but don’t intervene in any dispute; mind your fuckin business, black man.

I woulda stayed in the car when they got to and once them shots started to ring out, I woulda been like

“you can pull off now, driver”

 

[lib123]

nikkas was posting every clout chasing lawyer dj akademiks and Joe Budden clip now they still hanging onto conspiracy theories instead of accepting the fact that the Canadian midget shot ol girl

None of us were there. How do we know that he shot her as fact?

 

[Thingsfallapart]

He Breh had his star defense witness say he was shooting 4-5 times and brehs thought he wasn’t screwed lmao this why the average Breh is fcked when they interact with legal system because they think it’s like Law and Order and get their info from bad bodied streamers and insta bloggers

They thought convincing the Jury that Meg was a slut was gonna be enough to get Tory off.
Started off by name dropping a bunch of men that she allegedly fukked that don’t have shyt to do with the incident. Then spent the rest of the trial trying to create as much confusion as possible hoping it would be mistaken as reasonable doubt. Only to get tripped up in their own confusion and open the door to Kelseys original statement getting admitted.

 

[jaydolf spitler]

Headline: "Tory Lanez Shoots Himself in the Foot"

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

what do yall think happened? He snapped and started shooting?

 

[CrimsonTider]

Takeaways: Avoid drunk hood rats.

The takeaway isn’t don’t shoot people

 

[ReasonableMatic]

LMFAOOOOOO