Heres another story since fukk it im thinking about it.
I was living with my gf at the time. Friends and i started partying. We did acid and went to the strip club which was
My senses were in over drive. The music and women were melting into eachother. We drank five pitchers to try to calm down.
We left for home. It was five of us packed into this car. My friend driving started doing 150 down the road. Buddy beside actually started crying he thought we were going to die. Hugged me begged driver to slow down. Driver turned around
"are you fukking disrespecting me?" And slapped him.
Luckily we made it home. At this point we for some reason decided buying exstacy and coke was a good idea. We got two 8balls and 30 caps. We finished the 8ball, crushing up e and mixing the coke to snort.
We decided we should for a walk. At this point we got a hotel room. We called up every girl we knew. More drugs later this breaks out into a full blown orgy.
We send the bytch of our crew out to get beer. An hour goes by and hes not back. We're all fukked up so we dont notice. Finally we decide to call him. His sister answers. Hes in the hospital because he od'd.
This freaks us out so we disperse. On my walk home i do my last half gram and get home. Its like 8 in the morning. I climb into bed and she asks where ive been. I lie and say i fell asleep. Shes like man shut the fukk up i know youre high.
Im like yeah. I hit her with the well im on E and you know how i lay the pipe when im on it. Lets fukk.
She agrees. A few minutes in im fukking her doggy and shes like whats that noise?
THATS YOUR fukkING HEART!!! I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART POUNDING IN YOUR CHEST FROM 3 AWAY.
Im like
fukk it. If i die i die. I cant think of a better way.
Luckily i finished my nut and didnt die.
Interesting side note: that gf went on to become a medical doctor