The Official "Jurassic World: Dominion" Thread (TRAILER ADDED)

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Going to a preview this afternoon, expectations are superlow but I'll always watch Dino-piff in cinemas :manny:
My review:
Shyt is ass, and not the good kind.

it doesn't conclude shyt and repeats storylines that they had already done before:

- bigger badder dino than the Rex out there, whoops on the Rex but due to teamwork the Rex ends up victorious
- evil scientists
- movie/saga ends with........ Dinos should be left alone and we have to learn to live in peace with them
- The OG are still infinitely more likable than any of the new characters.
- That cloning story is still dumb as fukk.
- The trailers already spoiled it but the premise is literally that Chris Pratt promises a Velociraptor that he will return it's kid

With that said, effects are on point and there's some really cool scenes so I'm happy I went with Dolby.

Continues the trend of none of the sequels actually adding anything to the story that the OG told. Like I said the conclusion to this is the same conclusion that the first movie gave us, except now triceratopses are living with Elephants. They will absolutely make more movies, expecting Jurassic Universe in 2025.
 

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My review:
Shyt is ass, and not the good kind.

it doesn't conclude shyt and repeats storylines that they had already done before:

- bigger badder dino than the Rex out there, whoops on the Rex but due to teamwork the Rex ends up victorious
- evil scientists
- movie/saga ends with........ Dinos should be left alone and we have to learn to live in peace with them
- The OG are still infinitely more likable than any of the new characters.
- That cloning story is still dumb as fukk.
- The trailers already spoiled it but the premise is literally that Chris Pratt promises a Velociraptor that he will return it's kid

With that said, effects are on point and there's some really cool scenes so I'm happy I went with Dolby.

Continues the trend of none of the sequels actually adding anything to the story that the OG told. Like I said the conclusion to this is the same conclusion that the first movie gave us, except now triceratopses are living with Elephants. They will absolutely make more movies, expecting Jurassic Universe in 2025.
Can you do a review without spoilers?
Is it nice or trash? I'm going to watch it anyways.
 

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Can you do a review without spoilers?
Is it nice or trash? I'm going to watch it anyways.
Visually piff...that's where it stops for me. OG trio steal the show, but most of it is trash (I think every JP sequel is pretty shytty though, but I'm a sucker for Dinosaurs).
 

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What was that illustration book that had people living with dinosaurs. It was mainly drawings but they like showed them in ancient times. Random but I always thought it was a cool book I never bought.
 

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They got Bryce Dallass Howard, one of Star Wars' last hopes, running around and jumping on rooftops like she Jason Bourne.

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Apparently, the black pilot, played by DeWanda Wise, is bisexual. Add another movie / TV show where they make the black character a member of the 🌈 club :francis:
 

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Anyone play Ark?

They got a lot of Ark players favorite dinos in this one. That Giga better be OP :birdman:
 

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Apparently, the black pilot, played by DeWanda Wise, is bisexual. Add another movie / TV show where they make the black character a member of the 🌈 club :francis:

The answer, spoilers obviously:
Yep she absolutely is, and she's "into redheads" and the last shot of her is chatting up a redhead pawg.
 
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