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According to the JP viral marketing dinotracker website, The Raptors from JP3 were spotted in Canada.
My review:Going to a preview this afternoon, expectations are superlow but I'll always watch Dino-piff in cinemas
Can you do a review without spoilers?My review:
Shyt is ass, and not the good kind.
it doesn't conclude shyt and repeats storylines that they had already done before:
- bigger badder dino than the Rex out there, whoops on the Rex but due to teamwork the Rex ends up victorious
- evil scientists
- movie/saga ends with........ Dinos should be left alone and we have to learn to live in peace with them
- The OG are still infinitely more likable than any of the new characters.
- That cloning story is still dumb as fukk.
- The trailers already spoiled it but the premise is literally that Chris Pratt promises a Velociraptor that he will return it's kid
With that said, effects are on point and there's some really cool scenes so I'm happy I went with Dolby.
Continues the trend of none of the sequels actually adding anything to the story that the OG told. Like I said the conclusion to this is the same conclusion that the first movie gave us, except now triceratopses are living with Elephants. They will absolutely make more movies, expecting Jurassic Universe in 2025.
Visually piff...that's where it stops for me. OG trio steal the show, but most of it is trash (I think every JP sequel is pretty shytty though, but I'm a sucker for Dinosaurs).Can you do a review without spoilers?
Is it nice or trash? I'm going to watch it anyways.
Apparently, the black pilot, played by DeWanda Wise, is bisexual. Add another movie / TV show where they make the black character a member of the club
The answer, spoilers obviously:
Yep she absolutely is, and she's "into redheads" and the last shot of her is chatting up a redhead pawg.
Visually piff...that's where it stops for me. OG trio steal the show, but most of it is trash (I think every JP sequel is pretty shytty though, but I'm a sucker for Dinosaurs).
Nah,But the redhead pawg in question is not Bryce Dallass Howard?
My ranking of the new trilogy would be:How does it compare to Jurassic World 1?