The Official "Jurassic World: Dominion" Thread (TRAILER ADDED)

MrSpook

All Star
Joined
Mar 11, 2022
Messages
2,107
Reputation
341
Daps
3,752
Jp/W always delivers imo.

maybe it’s the kid in me. Can’t wait to see a fully grown dilophosaurus.
 

FunkDoc1112

Heavily Armed
Joined
Sep 14, 2013
Messages
19,346
Reputation
5,753
Daps
100,933
Reppin
The 718
Earlier post aside I've been wanting Jurassic Park to do something with the Giganotosaurus ever since I first read about it in like 5th grade :mjlol: Think I even wrote out a Jurassic Park 4 plot with it :mjlol:

so that's cool I guess
 

PlayerNinety_Nine

Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by....
Joined
Oct 13, 2014
Messages
27,096
Reputation
9,970
Daps
134,138
Dinosaurs all in the city centre and no-one has pulled up on them with heavy artillery? :russ: IN AMERICA? :laff::laff::laff: IRL - Humanity is so evil and with so much technology that I give the dinosaurs three weeks, maybe a month - before the second Jurassic era ends as a lot of boots, belts, steaks and omlettes :wow:

Army with the "Nature found a way :hubie:"

These joints always fall apart when they get to civilization. :pachaha:

At least with the internal logic of the films, someone finally said "No more parks - people just aren't going to come if all the yelp reviews say you get eaten on opening weekend":whoa:.

The fact that the original Jurassic Park crew are in this makes the first trilogy canon. Which means that they legitimately made two parks - dinosaurs got to the mainland once before, and they've let it happen again, and they still have no emergency measures? :deadmanny::mindblown:

If they're gonna do this - they should do it properly - I'm talking songs from 'Jurassic Universe' rappers about how the raptors are the opps. Cacs starting dino hunting ATV tours. All that.

If man really want to wait for Chris Pratt to save them, they deserve to be Indominus Rex shyt :ufdup:
 
Last edited:

HipHopStan

Top 113 Poster
Joined
Mar 29, 2013
Messages
17,008
Reputation
4,599
Daps
63,403
Reppin
I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX!
The viral marketing has started:

Jurassic World Dominion Dinotracker <- link to website

Dinotracker on Twitter

Things that I've learned from watching some of these videos on the website:

- The video of the Pteranodons being chased down by helicopters was apparently the ones that escaped the island after the events of JP3 in 2001. They were exterminated by Vic Hoskins's team.

- It figures that a bunch of dumbass would gather around a sleeping Baryonix after it took a swim and pull out their cameras and start filming.

- The deep sea video the Mosasaurus casually swimming by the camera is nightmare fuel.

- Imagine cruising down the road only to be stopped dead in your tracks by a bunch of Triceratops, Gallimimus, or Stegosauruses just chilling.

- Carnotaurus versus alpaca. :rip: Alpaca I guess the Carno had to get its heat back after Rexy made it it's bytch in Fallen Kingdom.

It's being updated regularly.
 
Last edited:

nairdas

I've Destroyed Whole Planets
Joined
Jun 1, 2012
Messages
13,315
Reputation
1,992
Daps
44,849
Reppin
NULL
Wtf Laura Dern was only 23 in the first movie??? :picard::picard: She looked every bit of 30+ gotdamn white women age terribly.
 
Top