The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Marci-Senpai]

its pretty straight the melee gayness dudes like @mlk17 do is just but i do like winning in a gun battle then laughin at a nicca on the mic ...plus im a monSTAR with that smg

u just felt the need to tag me for no reason didnt you?

 

[kingdarius]

u just felt the need to tag me for no reason didnt you?

i had to warn the ppl of the melee fukkery u bringing to the games breh ....cant be letting u get them sneak attacks in that first game against somebody

 

[okocharuud]

yessir

Add me breh PSN- Pattricckk

At work at the moment, always online as from 5pm

 

[SubLyminalz]

Where are all my PS3 brehs? I'm about to run a Titan session.

you still on?

 

[Marci-Senpai]

i had to warn the ppl of the melee fukkery u bringing to the games breh ....cant be letting u get them sneak attacks in that first game against somebody

funny thing about that is even if you warn them they still wont be able to stop me

 

[phillycavsfan]

Won 12,000 last night from one 16 man bike race. Was the lowest ranked player in the field.

5800 prize money plus the 200 I bet on myself (33 to 1 odds)

 

[ThePsydeFX]

Just blocked a random robbing a store by barring the doors with my car. Followed his ass up there since I saw he took a route where the only thing up there was that store. Dude was crying into his mic for a whole minute before they murked his ass.

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

PS3 brehs I'll be on around 6:30 est again if yall wanna run Titan or base invaders...

 

[SuburbanPimp]

to KHoff & Chemical Sword

I was getting dressed and unpaused the game and some b*stards were waiting there and merked me, then caught me twice before I could get to my whip...

Them boys came through and laid the murder game down

Boys gonna learn bout fukkin with the Coli outchea

 

[ItzDaKiing]

How do I switch up my clothes to crew colors?

 

[kingdarius]

funny thing about that is even if you warn them they still wont be able to stop me

unless im on that opposite team

Spoiler

 

[Mass]

Thistthread is so hilarious man. ..

My nikka was driving an airplane for the first time and fukking it all up....

We get to the landing strip........ And we still a million feet off the ground
So we started clowning him like nikka you know we suppose to be on the ground by now.... My other nikka like. . Man I'm about to pull the rip cord..

So this nikka goes into a nose dive , to land the plan..... And we all like oh god.... Then the planes engine shuts off andwe just ffloating to the ground in a nose dive with the wheels still tucked in. nikka done stalled the plane out...... Man we

 

[Mass]

Went face first into the tarmac like damn dude it aint THAT hard... nikka sweating holding the controller in his hands like.. I gotta land this plane these nikkas counting on me lmao

This game is a good time with good friends

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

Just blocked a random robbing a store by barring the doors with my car. Followed his ass up there since I saw he took a route where the only thing up there was that store. Dude was crying into his mic for a whole minute before they murked his ass.

I did something similar except I blocked him inside the store he was robbing and threw a grenade inside the door and blew him up and took the money! Dude was fukking HEATED!

 

[Mass]

Friends really putting bounties on my head out here. Ran to the hills and one came for me but sadly for him, i was the one who left the scene.

Ahhh man