The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

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My first time in this thread in a LONG TIME and things ive noticied after returning to GTA a few days ago

1. Billions of dollars! (no more wack ass grinding for chump change and a game thats 4 months old)

2. Prison Deathmatch with no weapons is fun as hell

3. Still No one else other than my crew has ever taken a pick up truck with 3 BMX bikes in the truck bed up to Mt. Chillad and climbed the big ass mountain thru the trail with their homies

4. "Capture" is a very underrated game mode, but it seems NO ONE plays consitentally, i guess everyone loves free mode which gets boring
 

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Breh I was in lobby and there was nothing but Tanks.. it was fukking WAR

Me and dude tried to get a Cargobob and have him fly around holding the tank and me blast away. Didn't work out
lol
was this a xbox server a few days ago? I ask because someone tried this very thing on me
 

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how are yall going money...I don't play much but I only have around 100k...been sitting on that for the longest man
 

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2. Prison Deathmatch with no weapons is fun as hell

how do i play this?

3. Still No one else other than my crew has ever taken a pick up truck with 3 BMX bikes in the truck bed up to Mt. Chillad and climbed the big ass mountain thru the trail with their homies

you all rode down the mountain with the bikes or just rode the trails?

4. "Capture" is a very underrated game mode, but it seems NO ONE plays consitentally, i guess everyone loves free mode which gets boring

youre right, its very fun
 

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breh glad I got on it in the past few nights to make 6 billion then :wow:

I "only" have $170 million, but I'm completely happy with that b/c I'll never spend it all in this game.

Only thing I buy at this point is ammo and the occasional call to Merryweather goons :birdman: . My car game is good, I own jets, and choppers.

I came up.....the American way....with good ol fashioned honest "hard work" :troll:
 

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This game fell off hard, I hope they make a shytload of fixes & drop a GTA Online standalone version on next gen
 

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I don't play much anymore, but when I do I sometimes just watch the TV and put mercs and muggers on people.

The worst was when I saw this level 3 chick get off her motorcycle to go clothes shopping. She bought a business skirt to match her top and as she left and was getting on her bike, the mugger came thru, stabbed her and stole $1,127 from her and jacked her bike. She was shook, turning around in circles with her pistol drawn, she eventually got an old sedan and tried to rob a store at a gas station. It was funny as hell, but I felt kinda bad after that one. Now I try to only target annoying kids on the mic.

Randoms get :merchant: when the mercs :bustback:on them. The second they respawn they always go into stealth mode and get their gun out. They looking around all paranoid and shyt.
 

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Last night I was in a lobby full of low level pre-teens. They had me feeling like I was Darth Vader in the room. After killing several of them one gets a tank and comes after me. So I get my tank and go on a little spree. They are screaming on the mic, and all agree to come after of me instead of killing each other. So a bunch of them got their tanks and were in pursuit. So I retreat to my apartment and waited for things to cool off.

They all end up outside military base. So I make my way over there in my chopper, land, and start getting my Rambo on. One of the kids on the mic was like "oh sh!t, it's bugsy, he gonna kill us all!" then they all started scattering away lol. Had one poor little kid in near tears, so I eased up at the end.
 

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Last night I was in a lobby full of low level pre-teens. They had me feeling like I was Darth Vader in the room. After killing several of them one gets a tank and comes after me. So I get my tank and go on a little spree. They are screaming on the mic, and all agree to come after of me instead of killing each other. So a bunch of them got their tanks and were in pursuit. So I retreat to my apartment and waited for things to cool off.

They all end up outside military base. So I make my way over there in my chopper, land, and start getting my Rambo on. One of the kids on the mic was like "oh sh!t, it's bugsy, he gonna kill us all!" then they all started scattering away lol. Had one poor little kid in near tears, so I eased up at the end.


You should of landed as heli on top of your pad. When they're all gathered around throw an airstrike flare. :troll:
 
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This game fell off hard, I hope they make a shytload of fixes & drop a GTA Online standalone version on next gen

it's actually kinda fun now. But that's due to a number of things they improved.

It' fun to not have to pay $2,000 anymore everytime you die. I think it's only $200-300 now.


It's also more fun when you have gobs of money and no worries :banderas:
 

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Last night I was in a lobby full of low level pre-teens. They had me feeling like I was Darth Vader in the room. After killing several of them one gets a tank and comes after me. So I get my tank and go on a little spree. They are screaming on the mic, and all agree to come after of me instead of killing each other. So a bunch of them got their tanks and were in pursuit. So I retreat to my apartment and waited for things to cool off.

They all end up outside military base. So I make my way over there in my chopper, land, and start getting my Rambo on. One of the kids on the mic was like "oh sh!t, it's bugsy, he gonna kill us all!" then they all started scattering away lol. Had one poor little kid in near tears, so I eased up at the end.

Nice. That's pretty dope. lol

I was at the REBEL radio Station out in the hils of Blaine Co and I was pouring gasoline on some cars about to set them on fire....you know just having fun. Right when I shot the gas trail, out of no where some dude ran me over in his car.

He drove off. I let him get pretty far away, then I got in my car and headed after him. :youngsabo: While I was on the way, I called the Merryweather goons to take care of him. :demonic: A few mins later the goons were killing him right when I caught up with him. :smugbiden: His emtpy car right there I knew he was coming back to it so I duck down beside it and I see him nearby after he repsawns. He runs up over the hill and I personally dusted him off with the rifle :banderas:
 
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