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OOOOOH I fukkN HATE THAT RACE
I mean its cool...but it doesn't give you the payoff you want
I hate when ppl play gta race on that shyt
what race settings do you have it on..that makes a huge difference.
OOOOOH I fukkN HATE THAT RACE
I mean its cool...but it doesn't give you the payoff you want
I hate when ppl play gta race on that shyt
Im sniping demons out of helicopters friend. I think you should reconsider this demonic advance in my direction. My skillset is tailored for destroying demonic filth and i would hate for you to get caught in the cross fire out of some desire to test yourself against me. Its a fruitless endeavor, friend.mr somebody, crackface and all mowglis aliases i see u talking slick all day
dont slip, i might just be there to catch u
:gladbron2::shaqlaff:Im sniping demons out of helicopters friend. I think you should reconsider this demonic advance in my direction. My skillset is tailored for destroying demonic filth and i would hate for you to get caught in the cross fire out of some desire to test yourself against me. Its a fruitless endeavor, friend.
A highlight of yesterday.
After sniping a few bounties out of helicopters someone took notice of my activities and decided to subtly pursue me. I noticed his pursuit and high tailed it out of there. The man increased his speed making it painfully obvious that i was his mark.
BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY
Exceeding speeds of 100mph i sped to my favorite ambush spot, the Santa Monica pier, a location where the ghost of @AVthaPHARAOH still roams trying to seek retribution for his lost soul. With my mark a quarter of a mile behind me, i make a left onto the pier and speed furiously down its wooden panels knowing that the end of the pier signals the end of this game. I crash into a vendor stand at the end of the pier, hop out of my vehicle, turn in slow motion and draw my sniper rifle down range............
toward my opponent whos rushing to crash into a bullet.
Driving to his doom my mark literally hurtles himself towards death without a thought for the fact that right now, its the other way. 200, ft, 100ft, i only have one shot and will not miss my chance to blow, his thoughts into another dimension. 50 ft, steady, steady, i have no bead on his forehead and just rest the dot at the point i know this maniacs thougths will take him. At 30 ft, his car moves his brain into that dot, DOOOOOOOP! A shot so silent only a few NPC's notice is heard sending spectators sprinting while my mark, SLUMPED, tries to ghost ride his whip into me for one last shot at retribution. I dive roll to the right and his car goes off the pier to do a few laps with AV the Pharoah. I get in my vehicle and drive away slowly while my opponent respawns, IN PASSIVE MODE.
Now i guess the question i have to ask you, friend, Do you feel lucky, friend?
Im sniping demons out of helicopters friend. I think you should reconsider this demonic advance in my direction. My skillset is tailored for destroying demonic filth and i would hate for you to get caught in the cross fire out of some desire to test yourself against me. Its a fruitless endeavor, friend.
A highlight of yesterday.
After sniping a few bounties out of helicopters someone took notice of my activities and decided to subtly pursue me. I noticed his pursuit and high tailed it out of there. The man increased his speed making it painfully obvious that i was his mark.
BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY
Exceeding speeds of 100mph i sped to my favorite ambush spot, the Santa Monica pier, a location where the ghost of @AVthaPHARAOH still roams trying to seek retribution for his lost soul. With my mark a quarter of a mile behind me, i make a left onto the pier and sped furiously down its wooden panels knowing that the end of the pier signals the end of this game. I crash into a vendor stand at the end of the pier, hop out of my vehicle, turn in slow motion and draw my sniper rifle down range............
In a hurry to crash into a bullet my mark literally hurtles himself towards death without a thought for the fact that right now, its the other way. 200, ft, 100ft, i only have one shot and will not miss my chance to blow, his thoughts into another dimension. 50 ft, steady, steady, i have no bead on his forehead and just rest the dot at the point i know this maniacs thougths will take him. At 30 ft, his car moves his brain into that dot, DOOOOOOOP! A shot so silent only a few NPC's notice is heard sending spectators sprinting while my mark, SLUMPED, tries to ghost ride his whip into me for one last shot at retribution. I dive roll to the right and his car goes off the pier to do a few laps with AV the Pharoah. I get in my vehicle and drive away slowly while my opponent respawns, IN PASSIVE MODE.
Now i guess the question i have to ask you, friend, Do you feel lucky, friend?
Masterful recap!Im sniping demons out of helicopters friend. I think you should reconsider this demonic advance in my direction. My skillset is tailored for destroying demonic filth and i would hate for you to get caught in the cross fire out of some desire to test yourself against me. Its a fruitless endeavor, friend.
A highlight of yesterday.
After sniping a few bounties out of helicopters someone took notice of my activities and decided to subtly pursue me. I noticed his pursuit and high tailed it out of there. The man increased his speed making it painfully obvious that i was his mark.
BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY
Exceeding speeds of 100mph i sped to my favorite ambush spot, the Santa Monica pier, a location where the ghost of @AVthaPHARAOH still roams trying to seek retribution for his lost soul. With my mark a quarter of a mile behind me, i make a left onto the pier and sped furiously down its wooden panels knowing that the end of the pier signals the end of this game. I crash into a vendor stand at the end of the pier, hop out of my vehicle, turn in slow motion and draw my sniper rifle down range............
In a hurry to crash into a bullet my mark literally hurtles himself towards death without a thought for the fact that right now, its the other way. 200, ft, 100ft, i only have one shot and will not miss my chance to blow, his thoughts into another dimension. 50 ft, steady, steady, i have no bead on his forehead and just rest the dot at the point i know this maniacs thougths will take him. At 30 ft, his car moves his brain into that dot, DOOOOOOOP! A shot so silent only a few NPC's notice is heard sending spectators sprinting while my mark, SLUMPED, tries to ghost ride his whip into me for one last shot at retribution. I dive roll to the right and his car goes off the pier to do a few laps with AV the Pharoah. I get in my vehicle and drive away slowly while my opponent respawns, IN PASSIVE MODE.
Now i guess the question i have to ask you, friend, Do you feel lucky, friend?
:shaqlaff:http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just...-out-some-nikkas-crib-on-gta-5-online.159708/
Comedy :mjhaha::shaqlaff:
what's your psn breh?Im sniping demons out of helicopters friend. I think you should reconsider this demonic advance in my direction. My skillset is tailored for destroying demonic filth and i would hate for you to get caught in the cross fire out of some desire to test yourself against me. Its a fruitless endeavor, friend.
A highlight of yesterday.
After sniping a few bounties out of helicopters someone took notice of my activities and decided to subtly pursue me. I noticed his pursuit and high tailed it out of there. The man increased his speed making it painfully obvious that i was his mark.
BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY
Exceeding speeds of 100mph i sped to my favorite ambush spot, the Santa Monica pier, a location where the ghost of @AVthaPHARAOH still roams trying to seek retribution for his lost soul. With my mark a quarter of a mile behind me, i make a left onto the pier and sped furiously down its wooden panels knowing that the end of the pier signals the end of this game. I crash into a vendor stand at the end of the pier, hop out of my vehicle, turn in slow motion and draw my sniper rifle down range............
In a hurry to crash into a bullet my mark literally hurtles himself towards death without a thought for the fact that right now, its the other way. 200, ft, 100ft, i only have one shot and will not miss my chance to blow, his thoughts into another dimension. 50 ft, steady, steady, i have no bead on his forehead and just rest the dot at the point i know this maniacs thougths will take him. At 30 ft, his car moves his brain into that dot, DOOOOOOOP! A shot so silent only a few NPC's notice is heard sending spectators sprinting while my mark, SLUMPED, tries to ghost ride his whip into me for one last shot at retribution. I dive roll to the right and his car goes off the pier to do a few laps with AV the Pharoah. I get in my vehicle and drive away slowly while my opponent respawns, IN PASSIVE MODE.
Now i guess the question i have to ask you, friend, Do you feel lucky, friend?
because its my user smiley rightclick & copy url, then add it to yours:shaqlaff:
Edit: why my smiley don't work b
Breh, I have an idea instead of custom smileys being limited to the user in question, how about everybody being able to ? If I wanted to use :mjhaha: I should be able to use it toohttp://www.thecoli.com/threads/just...-out-some-nikkas-crib-on-gta-5-online.159708/
Comedy :mjhaha::shaqlaff: