The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

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Dude explain this?

Every time I get murked,why do I loose 2 gs?
Hospital bills. Incentive to not go around murkin cats all day because people will zero in on you and body you infinitely until you leave the game or go into passive mode and even then they'll destroy your car with you in it or run you over. Be careful who you piss off.
 

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breh breh, i got something you could try next time you online,

Hijack whoever is driving Simeon's "Green Logo" Wanted Car

1. Wait till someone gets in and starts to drive "Simeon's Car"
2. Go to the bottom right of the map to "Simeon's garage" (no one lounges around there)
3. Open your map and watch the driver, he should go to the Los Santo's Customs then make his way to the garage
4. Keep watching the map when he gets pretty close
5a. You should have placed a car blocking the garage opening and shoot the driver when he comes around the bend. The problem is he will know you are they via your white circle being close to his on the radar, thats when you....

5b. If your rank is high enough, you can call "Lester" and pay $500 to have your blimp on the radar DISAPPEAR for one full minute. The guy would think he's scott free to the garage when BAM, you shoot him and he is left like :ohhh:
6. You will get a wanted star and the guy you killed will likely spawn near you, thats when u drive away from Simeon's garage as fast as you can with the wanted car, lose the cops, and make sure the guy isnt waiting for you at the garage via checking the big map from the start menu (most people got bored and let me just have it)

I thought it was gonna be a small pay out but this nikka Simeon paid me $11,000 for a shot up car

i had a nikka giving me props for that sneak attack on the mic, he said i came out of nowhere :heh:

i just did this and it probably was the funniest shyt to pull off :laff: :laff:

they basically do all the work just to get robbed :dead: classic fukkery

its to pull off because the route to the garage and paynspray is always the same
 

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sorry to the brehs i fukked up rooftop rumble for twice in a row :dead:

i hadnt done it since it was the prime source of :eat: and didnt know they changed how you pass the mission
 

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I took a break this weekend. Tired of rollin the dice with these randoms in quick jobs.
 

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getting kind bored with this :yeshrug:

I put it down breh.....only so much fun you can have running around the city, aimlessly, having shoot outs in broad daylight.


It would be much funner if people actually joined/accepted mission invites, but everybody's rich already OR just trying to wait to do the 10,000 and up missions to "grind" their way up


:snoop:
 

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I put it down breh.....only so much fun you can have running around the city, aimlessly, having shoot outs in broad daylight.


It would be much funner if people actually joined/accepted mission invites, but everybody's rich already OR just trying to wait to do the 10,000 and up missions to "grind" their way up


:snoop:

It's kinda lame that all the action takes place in the city as well. We're basically using a 3rd of the map to duke it out.
 
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