The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Mr. Somebody]

You not lying...

Its was cool when everybody was about level 1-10, but now I'm in session with cats in the 30-40s

They got snipers, better guns and shyts...... shyt just seems unfair

I went to see Lester and was that I got to unlock bounties

Then 10 mins later somebody put a bounty on me so I was like should be fun

Next thing I know, I'm up in blaine county running from the laws andthen I see two white dots coming my way....

Both of these b*stards in Choppers and I'm stuck trying to take them out with my Mini smg

I'm not a fan of cheat codes or glitches, but I got find some way to level the playing field

They should allow the person with the bounty to get money if they kill the bounty hunter. Or you are eligible to recieve double XP while you have a bounty on your head.

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Smh, Whats with all this Coli on Coli crime bruhs

I jump into a Crew Session, nd start off selling a Galli Baller like I start every session

A Coli bruh rides up on me, blocks my way into Los Santos Customs.....

I chilled and and didn't bring the choppa out, but then this fool lets loose on me

I came back on foot to get my SUV, he still down there so I was gonna let him make cause I'm trying to get this money, this fool tries to run me over..... I had to hit him with the Shotty

We supposed to be ridin on these randoms together bruhs

GTA2024

I done wasted half my lil bread trying to get this damn motorcycle glitch to work but the shyt ain't acting right, I can't really upgrade cause I haven't done enough motorcycle races and after my second sell they gave that good ol "Sorry" message.... Now I'm stuck with a weak ass garage and slow ass motorcycle....

Looks like I'ma have to grind this one out, but I get into so much fukkery I end up spending 10k on hospital bills each session.....

 

[Blackout]

I'm guilty of it.

I saw a bounty on a guy, went crazy shooting, then realized it was a coli member.

My bad.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[McPiff]

Use this come up to buy a mic

I been had a mic i be on the phone most of the time with your girl tho

what you think your girls doin when you callin mine

We share those girls breh

 

[KushSkywalker]

yo I keep getting we don't need any vehicles right now

 

[marcuz]

Selling a method to continue replaying Rooftop Rumble for 2mil GTA cash.



PM me for negotiations. Y'all nikkas be runnin ya lip too much and shyt winds up gettin patched.

ole "the game is to be sold, not to be told" ass nikkas. a few 100 coli players glitching would go completely un noticed. everything we're doing, it's being abused by hundreds of thousands. the truth is y'all nikkas wanna make money and stunt w/o telling nikkas the blue print. kinda like in real life.

 

[Camammal]

yo I keep getting we don't need any vehicles right now

glitchin is for suckas...i know a buncha nikka droped over 50k on those bikes lawce

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm glad to know my fellow PS3 nikkas have touching ribs and distended bellies as well. I haven't been able to come up on NON E of the glitched shyt. Still holed up in Blaine County because the streets are too hot in LS.

The one mission I can do solo I keep dying on because fukking rednecks got Nazi sniper aim with regular guns.

I should be in the rest of the evening though so send invites when you get it going.

 

[MenacingMonk]

I need a summary on how that nikka got half of that just

Xbox has to approve patches. When we got the 1.03 update installed they had to wait like a day until it was approved. They continuously did the 25k job.

Smh, Whats with all this Coli on Coli crime bruhs

I jump into a Crew Session, nd start off selling a Galli Baller like I start every session

A Coli bruh rides up on me, blocks my way into Los Santos Customs.....

I chilled and and didn't bring the choppa out, but then this fool lets loose on me

I came back on foot to get my SUV, he still down there so I was gonna let him make cause I'm trying to get this money, this fool tries to run me over..... I had to hit him with the Shotty

We supposed to be ridin on these randoms together bruhs

GTA2024

I done wasted half my lil bread trying to get this damn motorcycle glitch to work but the shyt ain't acting right, I can't really upgrade cause I haven't done enough motorcycle races and after my second sell they gave that good ol "Sorry" message.... Now I'm stuck with a weak ass garage and slow ass motorcycle....

Looks like I'ma have to grind this one out, but I get into so much fukkery I end up spending 10k on hospital bills each session.....

This fukkboi AVThepharoah put a bounty on me and I didn't do shyt to him to get it.

Gonna be on later, but Ima do that bike shyt.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Kaypain]

So me and a Coli breh bout to rob a store, I start shooting the clerk, he gets into close proximity and I pistol whip him. They need to patch that shyt up. Yo I'm starving out here I'm trying to eat someone hit me up

 

[craigsagersuit]

to my brehs that survived El Burro Heights with a nikka

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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