The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[MenacingMonk]

Danny McBride da GOAT has a radio show when you're out in Blaine County. Beyond Insemination.

Where's the mob boss' daughter?

 

[MenacingMonk]

You know what should of been added:

If you're in a 4 or 5 star shootout. You're cornered and got no where to go. They should give you an option of having one of your boys come and save you with a heli or boat.

 

[yo moms]

im answering the phone to some simeone guy and this motherfukker sucker punches me and ends my call

 

[yo moms]

got ran out of the hood

i dont even have a gun yet

 

[Mr. Brown]

Do more hair and facial hair styles unlock as you go along or are the different ones that I'm seeing in the Snapmatic thread from the Special Edition bonus codes?

 

[Danie84]

How they going to have a hood nikka like Franklin jumping off a moving vehicle onto a truck to retrieve Michael's yatch
That was mad fun though, speeding the car, letting the wheel go in time, and aiming point blank at the jabroni trying to throw Frank off the truck

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

nikka on twitter wrote

"Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities."

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

So has anyone seen any UFOs,Sea Monsters,Big Foot or any of that?Or was that just bs?Its going to take me forever to get all those UFO parts.Has anyone seen or been to the Alien Base yet?

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Spoiler

Oh yeah my dumbass killed Trevor at the end.So i got the doo doo ending

 

[Bboystyle]

100k
Im out here making millions

Off of stocks?

 

[Swiggy]

I think I might try picking up a hoe, driving her to the helipad to see if she gets on the copta

To be able to skydive while watching her plummet to her death

 

[Calmye]

Yea...I jus bought a box from tha pawn shop...one of those old ones with no hdmi

Maybe that's it

Damn that's prolly it fam.
Maybe try adjusting the brightness with your TV.

 

[jaguar paw]

I think I might try picking up a hoe, driving her to the helipad to see if she gets on the copta

To be able to skydive while watching her plummet to her death

I doubt it.

I scooped a bytch from the beach and took her back to Rockford Hills. She wasn't trying to come in the crib so I set her on fire in my garage.

 

[Swiggy]

I doubt it.

I scooped a bytch from the beach and took her back to Rockford Hills. She wasn't trying to come in the crib so I set her on fire in my garage.

fukk these Los Santos bytches. I wish I could clap up o girl and her doctor husband

 

[dontreadthis]

nikkas posting end spoilers giving no fukks in here like everyone's ended the game