The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Bathing Ape]

Yo I went to rob the store and the last time I came in there, the cashier pulled a shotgun out on me like too bad before he could finish his sentence I let em have it

 

[stealthbomber]

micheal can not handle drugs those aliens

 

[Beibaveli]

this is the best game ever

 

[Cat piss martini]

anybody else got a gta5 keychain coming??

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

**snorts 92seconds**

Hope you cats are listening to the dj's and random people you encounter that you befriend especially Cletus, because he pays good for the elk you hunt, and his ARK stock is good and cheap, and we all know cali is about their organic food.

 

[Plexxx]

the only thing missing from this game is the random plane crashes from san andreas

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

micheal can not handle drugs those aliens

***snorts 38seconds***

3 shots at the strip club, he tumbling.

 

[GoPro]

Capolavoro...

You them R* dudes need psychiatrists.

 

[Ikwa]

Which barber shop you get that haircut from?

 

[The G.O.D II]

Cacs have to be going nuts when they have to play Franklin. I can imagine all the question they are asking online." What is trill? I dont understand this hood slang. Do black people really talk like that and use the N word all the time?"

 

[Plexxx]

folks beating the game already im 20 hours in and not even halfway thru the story mission

 

[hadouken]

what the hell. i just bought this game for 360 and i got to install it? my hardrive aint even big enough for it. whats a breh got to do brehs?

 

[AkaDemiK]

apparently CJ left a letter behind his house that you can read...

edit:

yup it's true

Spoiler

 

[lamont614]

I guarantee you play with assisted aiming

that shyt easy if its the one with meth in the basement i use the sniper than i use the grennade launcher to take out everbody in the house

free aim

 

[Swiggy]

the only thing missing from this game is the random plane crashes from san andreas

nikka, I WAS DOING THAT CEMENT TRUCK MISSION AND ONE CHRIS BENOIT HEAD BUTTED MY shyt JUST AS I WAS FINNA FINISH