1. This match keeps reminding me of the Turkish girl I was too shook to ask out because I'm a fakkit
2. Turkey has the worst finishing of any European/Asian/Middle Eastern/however they identify themselves as nation EVER. I watched a lot of their qualification games and they brick EVERYTHING. This is why they can never qualify for shyt
3. USA defense was getting flayed alive but look at #2. That's why they haven't given up anything Masha'Allah
4. Bradley and Johnson take a bow bruvs
5. Altidore is so desperate for a goal he blatantly pushes the Turkish GK and begs the ref to allow it
6. Dempsey is the definition of a "doing too much" ass nikka