Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Olu Dara]

 

[King Theo]

This makes me relish the Arsenal - City match this weekend that much more

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Mourinho and ronaldo could really have me hating portugeezers, but I love that little old town in albufeira, so I'm gonna give them the benefit of they were excited.

But they are two of the most unlikable people.

(good at their jobs though, I'll give them that)

 

[AlphaOne]

Mourinho is a clown

Mourinho is a legend

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

But yeah, we need to talk about how absolutely useless Xabi Alonso is. Unlike Spain, no other team in the world has someone to defend for him, someone to run for him, and someone to attack up the field for him. Dude is every bit the liability that Pirlo is at this point

And I know it's been true for years but gawt damn. It's like Mourinho is hoping he sees the writing on the wall with the Essien and Modric additions and fukks off.

I read that Alonso has been on borrowed time for a while @ Real, but because of Iker he stays in the team

 

[SCORCH]

Mourinho is a clown

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Opta Sports ‏@OptaJoe
50 - Ronaldo has tonight become only the fourth player since 2004/05 to make 50+ passes in a CL match and complete them all. Perfect.

I wonder who the others are.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I wonder who the others are.

C dot Da Gawd

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I wonder who the others are.

C-Ron The Don is a complete player.

Him defending those set pieces


COME HOME RONNIE

 

[SCORCH]

I wonder who the others are.

Xavi, Pirlo and Mikel.

 

[Montez]

I wonder who the others are.

Joe Allen has to be one

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Xavi, Pirlo and Mikel.

So he's the only one who didn't complete 50 sideways and backwards passes?


Put that shirt in the rafters

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Joe Allen has to be one

 

[NSSVO]

Come on to United Ronnie, we will treat you right

 

[SCORCH]

So he's the only one who didn't complete 50 sideways and backwards passes?


Put that shirt in the rafters

That may or may not be true.