Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[naijaboi]

I'm all for giving him time but this is

 

[Randoug]

Yesterday I saw the Juve game and I saw a 34 year old man do sprints as if he were 25. What kind of diet and training regime is Ronaldo on

Can anyone remember the last time someone his age scored 18 goals in a league by February?

Goatnaldo and Lebron the only guys who spend millions on conditioning their bodies

 

[MikeyC]

Wtf just happened in Serie C


Show up with a 7 man team brehs
Show up with a team of 16-19 year olds brehs
Show up with a 19 year old coach brehs

Club would have been thrown out of league for forfeiting match

Pro Piacenza beaten 20-0 after naming team of just seven teenagers

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Goatnaldo and Lebron the only guys who spend millions on conditioning their bodies

 

[THEREALBRAND]

São Paulo fans came out in full force to protest how garbage their squad is, and made the team change their travel plans out of fear for their safety :neymarlol:

 

[NSSVO]

@NorthernLights what is this shat breh?

Honestly man I don't care. There was rumblings earlier in the season, but then they went and killed a guy. I'm not a Manc, so my opinion is strictly sports based. I believe that people in the UK aren't going to like the idea that someone who gets people killed is going to own their biggest sports team. That is, until there is a PSG-esque summer where they buy everyone, and MU starting winning again.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Jean toomer]

I think he means, while Real would still be the cash cow that it is. If it wasn't for C dot, they would of been an afterthought during Barca and Messi's dominance.

I understood exactly what he meant and the analogy is wrong full stop.

 

[nyknick]

Yesterday I saw the Juve game and I saw a 34 year old man do sprints as if he were 25. What kind of diet and training regime is Ronaldo on

Can anyone remember the last time someone his age scored 18 goals in a league by February?

Only has 4 more goals than 36 year old Quagliarella.

Juve would've been better off getting Luca Toni out of retirement and using that 100m on Champions League refs

 

[analog]

Only has 3 more goals than 36 year old Quagliarella.

Juve would've been better off getting Luca Toni out of retirement and using that 100m on Champions League refs

On twice as many shots at that

 

[THEREALBRAND]

These RM dudes are really in their feelings right now.

A RM fan account has Marcelo out here copping pleas :sadmarcelo:

“Why is Marcelo still a starter? Look I love him, but f#ck you have to be realistic. I hope he gets back to his top level as soon as possible”

Marcelo’s response:

“It’s all my fault. We continue on”

 

[Bboystyle]

Anyone got a link to the new reddit soccer stream site? Trying to watch che/man u later

 

[phcitywarrior]

Anyone got a link to the new reddit soccer stream site? Trying to watch che/man u later

use ronaldo7(.)net

 

[mr.africa]

Anyone got a link to the new reddit soccer stream site? Trying to watch che/man u later

is the match tonight??

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

is the match tonight??

Oui. In an hour