Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

This season is gonna hurt me.

 

[TobiOT]

Your legendary manager, King of Old Trafford, greatest manager of all time who nearly died is making his first appearance at Old Trafford since his accident and you couldnt even find the will to find a way to win against a promoted team.

Id fine them all a weeks wages for that alone.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Our attack is so Wolves literally don't even have to do anything, just kick the ball out of play..either we try to force it narrow when there's like 10 Wolves players behind the ball or hoof it to Fellaini or Lukaku, who is offside or does nothing


Dalot needs to start from now on....Valenica is when Rashford comes back, put him on for Lukaku against West Ham

When you watch Deeney, Giroud or Mitrovic play CF and then watch Lukaku try and play the role it's .

People need to realise all he is Pippo Inzaghi in Heskey body.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Your legendary manager, King of Old Trafford, greatest manager of all time who nearly died is making his first appearance at Old Trafford since his accident and you couldnt even find the will to find a way to win against a promoted team.

Id fine them all a weeks wages for that alone.

All them Fergie time referees have retired.

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

People need to realise all he is Pippo Inzaghi in Heskey body.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Super Heskaku

 

[TobiOT]

When you watch Deeney, Giroud or Mitrovic play CF and then watch Lukaku try and play the role it's .

People need to realise all he is Pippo Inzaghi in Heskey body.

An inconsistent poacher....accurate

 

[Sukairain]

Gervinho is back

I remember the first time I saw Gervinho, it was for Ivory Coast u-23s at the Beijing Olympics. God damn he was fukking fast. I always thought it was such a shame his career at Arsenal didn't pan out

 

[Sukairain]

When you watch Deeney, Giroud or Mitrovic play CF and then watch Lukaku try and play the role it's .

People need to realise all he is Pippo Inzaghi in Heskey body.

What's the problem with that though, Inzaghi was a brilliant striker. Limited sure, but you give him the ball in a good position and he'll score a goal, that's a striker's primary job. None of this false nine shyt

The question is, is Lukaku as good and as reliable and as consistent as Inzaghi was? Is he going to show up for you in a Champions League final?

 

[TobiOT]

What's the problem with that though, Inzaghi was a brilliant striker. Limited sure, but you give him the ball in a good position and he'll score a goal, that's a striker's primary job. None of this false nine shyt

The question is, is Lukaku as good and as reliable and as consistent as Inzaghi was? Is he going to show up for you in a Champions League final?

So he's basically a Belgian Higuian then

 

[Ukbrotha]

What's the problem with that though, Inzaghi was a brilliant striker. Limited sure, but you give him the ball in a good position and he'll score a goal, that's a striker's primary job. None of this false nine shyt

The question is, is Lukaku as good and as reliable and as consistent as Inzaghi was? Is he going to show up for you in a Champions League final?

I really like Lukaku and wont blame him for today but there are sometimes when he barely looks like someone who has seen a football before. Admittedly he got next to no service as the entire united forward line is trash.

 

[analog]

When you watch Deeney, Giroud or Mitrovic play CF and then watch Lukaku try and play the role it's .

People need to realise all he is Pippo Inzaghi in Heskey body.

Google result: Filippo 'Pippo' Inzaghi was born in Piacenza, northern Italy. Rumour has it that he was born offside.

 

[TobiOT]

I really like Lukaku and wont blame him for today but there are sometimes when he barely looks like someone who has seen a football before. Admittedly he got next to no service as the entire united forward line is trash.

This sums it up

Marital, Lingard and Sanchez don't think any of them made any them took on the Wolves backline once in the second half either

 

[dappadonna]

Gervinho is back

Man like Gervais

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I really like Lukaku and wont blame him for today but there are sometimes when he barely looks like someone who has seen a football before. Admittedly he got next to no service as the entire united forward line is trash.

But you have to agree that considering Mourinho's style of play and the type of CF's he has had to lead his various lines thru out his career as a coach, Lukaku plays rather small compared to his actual physical dimensions. Maybe Lukaku needs to take some self defence lessons from Fellaini on how to deal with CB's.