Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

That was because Ashley knew he had by not employing Rafa sooner. If he did, they would of stayed up. And Ashley knows he needs Rafa more than Rafa needs him. With Rafa in charge, the club is more attractive to sell.

yeah, but then that nonce wants a ridiculous amount for a club that has 0 players you can market and sell a jersey. He's destroying that club.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

yeah, but then that nonce wants a ridiculous amount for a club that has 0 players you can market and sell a jersey. He's destroying that club.

He only cares about marketing Sports Direct.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

wtf is up with the rest of the format changes tho? Brazil with twice as many teams (8) as everybody else other than Argentina, Argentina with only team fewer and now they combined take up 12/16 knockout round places

The same reason countries like England and Spain get more places than a country like Slovenia in the CL.

All of the leagues across the board wanted a pay increase for winning the tournament, and the best way to bring in more money was to open the tournament to more big clubs. Yeah, it sounds great to say every league has equal representation, but the truth is every league isn’t as lucrative as the Brasileirão. You sell more tickets and have higher viewership when the Brazilian clubs play. With the changes the two clubs that make the final this year are going to earn double the amount of money they got previously, and that number will probably continue to increase over the years.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Defo need that behind the scenes documentary at United.

• Mourinho meltdown with him vs Woodward.
• Woodward in therapy because of Jose's demands.
• Pogba making everyone
• Pogba and Lukaku have a weekly show, showing off the latest urban fashions.
• Lingard cloning Pogba.
• Shaw joins the local weight watchers club.
• Darmian DIY show where he fails at everything.
• Make Martial smile contest.
• Ashley Young taking the youth teams to the 10m board at the local swimming pool.
• Smalling and Jones go on a pilgrimage to Kathmandu to be healed.
• Fellaini self defence classes.
• Fred and Fred the Red investigates the paranormal.
• Rojo and Romero do a food and drink show.
• Rashford trying to find his form, even has a special guest appearance by LVG.
• De Gea, Mata and Herrera try to bring bull fighting to Manchester.
• Valencia and Bailly do a DJ show bringing the latest sounds of Latin America and West Africa to NW England.
• Sanchez becomes a PI trying to find what really happened to Angelo Henriquez.
• Lindelof does a weekly episode on how to put together Ikea furniture.
• McTominay, Andreas and Dalot are trying to prove themselves as footballers, against Mourinho distrust of players under 28.
• Lee Grant is still in shock and awe he ended up at United and spends most of the time, saying he just cannot believe it, that at his age he gets to join a club like United.

Everyone just leaves Matic the phuck alone.

Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.

 

[International Playa]

Chelsea vs Arsenal

I don't know how this game gonna go, new managers, new style of play.

It could be plenty of goals or a dead boring 0-0

 

[BigMan]

Great possession and goal by fulham

 

[African_brehda]

Do Tottenham not know they are on about 50 million bet slips?

Kane stop playing with my money

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.

Which era of Fergies era?

• You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
• Michael Knighton era
• Mark Robins era
• Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
• Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
• Fergie time era.
• Over taking Liverpool era.
• The Fergie red nose day era
• Nothing with Kids era
• Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
• Wumger era.
• Yorke and Cole bromance.
• Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
• The Rock of Gibraltar era
• Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
• Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Buffon showing he still has some gas in the tank

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Guingamp giving PSG a fight early

 

[nyknick]

What a miss by Mitrovic

 

[phillycavsfan]

Kane still looks knackered.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

It’s BS for them to take that goal away from Guingamp. Should be 2-0

Edit: VAR shouldn’t take this long, this is ridiculous.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Which era of Fergies era?

• You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
• Michael Knighton era
• Mark Robins era
• Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
• Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
• Fergie time era.
• Over taking Liverpool era.
• The Fergie red nose day era
• Nothing with Kids era
• Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
• Wumger era.
• Yorke and Cole bromance.
• Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
• The Rock of Gibraltar era
• Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
• Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.

Pick anytime 90 to 94 and 99.

 

[King Jove]

trippier