Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

Happy Hanukkah man like @horse. kills

Reading Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins for my Jewish homies tonight

this is a thing

it's the scariest hanukkah story since the story of hanukkah

Congrats @horse. kills and @mastermind

not traditionally a gift giving holiday but happy hanukkah to dc united and all of us who have long suffered in the tomb of jack kent cooke

 

[Roaden Polynice]

it's the scariest hanukkah story since the story of hanukkah

 

[Yayo Toure]

Had to vote for Freds dive... It was one of the most watched matches of the WC and was a real blight on the sport. Plus croatia had a legit chance to win.

If Brazil lost this match it probably would've prevented them from going to the knockout stages and frauding it up all the way till Germany crushed the buildings.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Gonna go adryan..man was doing triple horizontal backflips

The best part is the start and stop.

You can see he fell, sure. Then a full second later he's like

I gotta sell this.

turf gymnastics floor routine

 

[BlackBall]

Nice goal bentableb

 

[thernbroom]

liverpoo are back

 

[Quarterback]

auckland ties it up!

 

[Quarterback]

1 on 1 and he panicked

auckland have a real chance here

 

[Max B]

Ahh, Swaggatov. First player I ever stanned. fukkin Ferg.

Yall stole him from us

Good thing levy is done doing business with yall or else bale would been your squad before

 

[BlackBall]

We're running rampant on those barcode c*nts ! Coys!

 

[Max B]

We're running rampant on those barcode c*nts ! Coys!

Im glad were giving it to these geordies b*stards after that lost last time we played them

 

[Max B]

Bobbyy!!!!!

 

[BlackBall]

 

[NSSVO]

Yall stole him from us

Good thing levy is done doing business with yall or else bale would been your squad before

Bale will be over here soon. He's too good to be in Ronaldo's shadow, and that nikka Ronaldo isn't leaving Real for like three years.

 

[Max B]

Bale will be over here soon. He's too good to be in Ronaldo's shadow, and that nikka Ronaldo isn't leaving Real for like three years.

Nah fam its more of a chance ronaldo coming back to yanited then bale going. Unless united ready to pay up even more then what real payed then i dont see bale leaving hes the replacement for ronaldo when he retires or leaves. Ronaldo is turning 30 next year remember that.