Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[mastermind]

too fat for a white woman.

my sentiments exactly

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

OFT mandem lit or miss?

Spoiler

:lallana:

her leg looks like its buckling under the weight

you are better than this breh

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Bayern gonna have Reus, Gotze, and Lewa soon

 

[KingHurst]

Bayern gonna have Reus, Gotze, and Lewa soon

plus the gawds Ribery, Robben and Mueller

so beautiful brehs

 

[dennis roadman]

OFT mandem lit or miss?

Spoiler

:lallana:

both, in that order

Bayern getting a dodgy pen like Chelsea did earlier

how are you supposed to beat big clubs if they have the ref in pocket

:tsktsk: times have certainly changed in the red army

 

[SmarkMero]

He iight but he's no Daley Blind.

:wow-1:

Blind >>> Giroud

 

[FakeNews]

What's wrong with BVB?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

OFT mandem lit or miss?

Spoiler

:lallana:

at first i was like "if you don't hit that my nicca "








then i was like "the fucc is that?

"

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

What's wrong with BVB?

Bayern bidded higher for the ref

 

[Grams]

Y'all brehs acting like I draw dimes. Sekkle down Sekkle down

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[Wudo75]

Tore2:1Tore

Torschüsse25:10Torschüsse
Laufleistung118,17:121,62
gespielte Pässe649:367gespielte Pässe
angekommene Pässe536:253angekommene Pässe
Fehlpässe113:114Fehlpässe
Passquote83%:69%Passquote
Ballbesitz65%:35%Ballbesitz

The Referee only wanted to be fair

 

[KingHurst]

barcelona needs to stop fukking around n bring pedro in for rafinha n go 4231 with suarez as the #9 messi in the hole n pedro n neymar wide

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

@penfield you cued in on this lena dunham sexual abuse thing on twitter?

shyt is scustin

 

[SCORCH]

@KingHurst Saurez is this season's Ibrahimovic.
I wonder who'll pick him up for cheap in the summer. Arsenal to finally get their man?