Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

Despite their maniacal killings and general outlook on life, ISIS is really feeling themselves over there.

They have a whole propaganda arm over there

And are churning out slick CGI propaganda films that look like some of Hollywood's best efforts
I wonder what someone's CV looks like to get into the propaganda wing

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Is Ajax good this year? Wondering if I should watch

 

[Max B]

I think I figured it out.

@Quarterback is @Max B

Based on my CL Quality post and the ensuing neg that @Quarterback gave me, and both of their recent name changes @Quarterback = JohnCenasomething something = Max B

This thing is like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks

I know you are a welbeck fan and all but ma nikka that aint me b. This fukk boy @Quarterback negged me to before. Why would i neg myself?

 

[Max B]

Is Ajax good this year? Wondering if I should watch

Nah there pretty average. Worst then last year squad esp with blind and de jong gone. They are still young squad but there going to be bottom of group for CL as always. I kinda wished psv was in CL this year they would give anyone a fight atleast.

 

[Grams]

Testing testing 1, 2, 3, :omgih:

"And Welbeck has missed an absolute sitter" :omgih:

"Ozil has been anonymous all game" :omgih:

"Ramsey with another square ball" :omgih:

"Dear oh dear Wenger has lost the plot" :omgih:

 

[tehdamajah]

England will get by the germans again tonight

 

[concise]

I took the other one down as a protest of the Syracuse soccer player dropping N bombs. That's why in the thread I said "I'm changing my avi, these people are devils" or something like that. No non-blacks or non-Africans in my avis from now on.

Me and Bynum got the same exact hair style right now that's why he's the chosen one

What does Tsarnaev's sister have to do with the Syracuse player?

 

[Grams]

@Ari Gold Bawse @Bury Da Bwoy @anyotherUKman this shyt has been bothering me for TIME. Why does this boy Redz keep mentioning "Parker" when talking about shanking man?

1:50 "I shank man with the Parker"



0:45 I swear he says "Scott Parker, let that slide. I flip the shank out, stick that in your thigh" I know he's known for his slide tackles but



Am I hearing it wrong? Does he mean parka like the jacket? Is it the only London slang I don't know about?

@concise read nikka read "No non-blacks or non-Africans in my avis from now on"

 

[YakSpiller]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I know you are a welbeck fan and all but ma nikka that aint me b. This fukk boy @Quarterback negged me to before. Why would i neg myself?

Great question, I was wondering the exact same thing

@Quarterback

 

[SCORCH]

@penfield - I rang and asked for the email, breh said stay on the line while I send it so you can confirm you've received it.......then his computer crashed
He had to call me back after 15 mins to sort it out which I bet was a total inconvenience for him sod's law, eh

CELTA will do well by you m8, what region you lookin at

please dont say middle east :intoodeep:

That's where the money is tho, breh

Tax free salary + perks and the freshest hummus...what more could I possibly need?

It's either that or work for free for @Hollister


@BOBN @mastermind

Neville gave Fabregas that work

 

[dennis roadman]

@horse. kills

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10091252/

i just saw it

and @concise is @thoushallhustle and @Hater is @*L*E*G*A*C*Y* ?

this plot is so thick @malcolmxxx_45 is really @TheStripper

@penfield - I rang and asked for the email, breh said stay on the line while I send it so you can confirm you've received it.......then his computer crashed
He had to call me back after 15 mins to sort it out which I bet was a total inconvenience for him sod's law, eh


That's where the money is tho, breh

Tax free salary + perks and the freshest hummus...what more could I possibly need?

It's either that or work for free for @Hollister

breh..the money is

but your life will suck for sure

can you handle it

Spoiler

that was a haiku

 

[Roaden Polynice]

@penfield - I rang and asked for the email, breh said stay on the line while I send it so you can confirm you've received it.......then his computer crashed
He had to call me back after 15 mins to sort it out which I bet was a total inconvenience for him sod's law, eh

Damn breh

Hope you kill it in the phone interview

 

[SCORCH]

i just saw it


this plot is so thick @malcolmxxx_45 is really @TheStripper


breh..the money is

but your life will suck for sure

can you handle it

Spoiler

that was a haiku

If I'm honest the answer is a resounding NO

People stay telling me "you're an idiot, if I had a degree + celta I'd have left years ago, fack you still doing here? :russwot:" brehs just don't understand


Gawd I hope I get this job on Friday

 

[Max B]

I can see man city giving Bayern that work today.