Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Capitol]

double

 

[dennis roadman]

@horse. kills

Finished Twin Peaks. That ending.

im not there yet

been busy got sidetracked watching Sherlock tbh

 

[YakSpiller]

Played striker in my rec league tonight, had a look and missed a fukking wide open goal brehs

fell straight on my ass.

 

[BOBN]

Read British tabloids brehs

 

[Gilver]

so you never saw the reports before that LVG wasnt sure about his knee

Looks like he was right and we dodged another Hargreaves

That LvG foresight

isn't Strootman coming off torn ACL injury?

He's meant to be back in November so he'll have time to prove his fitness. If he does i'd say he's a nailed on signing.

Besides, Falcao is coming off an ACL and we signed him soooo...

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

The ballache that is trying to post on the coli using a mobile

Double post

 

[Gilver]

Are Middle eastern/indian type chicks anyone's 'wave'?


ewww, i have enough body hair of my own, thanks.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Im guessing you failed from your passed experiences?

Never really tried to draw many tbh, not my wave.. have a .500 avg (1/1) (that the right way to do that?

Lets ignore reality and act like most middle eastern/arab/asian women don't generally just mess with their own to get a post to pop off

Get off my dicc

You bess hope we don't sh1t on spurs this season, i'll be dedicating a post just to you detailing all of spurs failures throughout the years (and there have been many mind you )..covoisseur bottles an all sorts

 

[SmarkMero]

Broken Ankle probably still looks better than my 100% ankle.

 

[Grams]

Are Middle eastern/indian type chicks anyone's 'wave'?


ewww, i have enough body hair of my own, thanks.

Indian girls are hit or miss. Just like Mexicans. They're either or

My 3 years + on campus I've never seen a Middle Eastern girl that was a dead ting. I'm not saying they're all attractive but I haven't seen any hideous ones yet

 

[Liu Kang]

Hey @Grams, you're a Muslim for real now ?

 

[Grams]

Hey @Grams, you're a Muslim for real now ?

Yea. I'm undisciplined in terms of eating pork (How can I eat eggs and waffles without bacon ) and praying 5 times a day (with school that's :longforman but for the most part oui. I'm fine with not drinking alcohol and that means I will have zero opportunities with the laaaaaadies (Bill Burr voice). Oh well all is as God wills it

My life is much calmer now like I don't think you'll ever see one of my infamous breakdowns on here again

 

[Liu Kang]

Yea. I'm undisciplined in terms of eating pork (How can I eat eggs and waffles without bacon ) and praying 5 times a day (with school that's :longforman but for the most part oui. I'm fine with not drinking alcohol and that means I will have zero opportunities with the laaaaaadies (Bill Burr voice). Oh well all is as God wills it

My life is much calmer now like I don't think you'll ever see one of my infamous breakdowns on here again

Well, good for you then
You pray in arabic ?

 

[Grams]

Well, good for you then
You pray in arabic ?

Only like 3 sentences I looked up on yahoo answers whether I can pray in English and most of the responses were that since it was written in Arabic that's what I have to pray it in

 

[Grams]

@Bury Da Bwoy nevermind breh you got this one :lallana:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-i...ghters-if-they-marry-outside-the-race.246189/