Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Big Blue]

I was out at the US Open all day and come back to find that Man U lost to MK Dons 4-nil.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

The realest nikka in England Neil Warnock is back

Puncheon must be pissed

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[Montez]

Gooner brehs...seen the papers?? only 4m apart.

Over which player?

 

[Roadie pipeher]

sorry breh, in the year of our lord Brandon McCartney 2014 a fedora is the most divisive piece of clothing you could possibly wear. you could probably rock a skirt (no young thug) and people would be like but a fedora?

Spoiler

these jokes kill me

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Brooooooooo! this was when KPL was doing rations for neighborhoods back in the day i'm crying thinking about it

kplc still do it till today buncha fakkits

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

 

[dennis roadman]

wow...you a masochist?? hurting urself is not the answer breh...

that's it? that's all you got? the internet version of "why are you hitting yourself?"

what a letdown

 

[mastermind]

Over which player?

Their only black striker

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Arsene, now's your time

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

is that regular in america? a child at a shooting range

wtf is a 9 year old doing being allowed to shoot a gun let alone a automatic gun

is the gun craze over there really that strong, i dont even feel sorry for anyone involved because its ridiculous

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I took the bus once from Manchester to Milton Keynes, longest 4 hrs of my life.

Why does Van Gaal sign autographs after getting smashed?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[yoyoyo1]

You got the Asian CL semis, the arabs on one side and civilization on the other

asamoah gyfraud's al-ain vs al-hilal on one side, an seoul/western sydney on the other

 

[Liu Kang]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

You saw the vid ? No blood, nothing violent but I legit cringed at the end