Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

Howard Webb retires

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Whats all this fuss about Louis Van Gaal anyway, a couple league titles in two horse race leagues and 2nd place in a CL final, big fukking whoop

He's a control freak and bully, just like SAF

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Howard Webb retires

 

[Yayo Toure]

Whats all this fuss about Louis Van Gaal anyway, a couple league titles in two horse race leagues and 2nd place in a CL final, big fukking whoop

b...b....but he subbed off his goalkeeper at the last minute of a game and won a penalty shootout! Then the next game he had no more subs and the keeper whose confidence he just shot down lost the penalty shootout..

but yeah he's a top 5 manager.

 

[mastermind]

i've been thinking about moving too. not soon but begin planning for a relocation. im thinking atlanta tbh. cheap as shyt compared to here and still an international city. the south sucks in general but atlanta isn't really the south, plus plenty washingtonians relocate there.

grass is always greener though, when's the last time you went to the islands for an extended stay? we get spoiled by infrastructure being taken for granted here, i've noticed.

when im abroad and need to do laundry i gotta plan a whole day out here i just do it in 2 hours

I have though about leaving, but I love PG County too much

 

[Diddly Drogba]

Premier League:
Champions: Chelsea
Rest of top four in order: Man City, Spurs, Liverpool
Relegated: Southampton, Burnley, QPR
FA Cup: Chelsea
League Cup: Chelsea
Golden Boot: Drogba
PFA Player of the Year: Drogba
Best signing: Drogba
Worst signing: Rio
First manager sacked: My Balls

European title winners
La Liga:Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern Munich
Serie A: AC Milan
Ligue 1: PSG
Champions League: Chelsea
Europa League:Spurs

 

[mastermind]

Premier League:
Champions: Chelsea
Rest of top four in order: Man City, Spurs, Liverpool
Relegated: Southampton, Burnley, QPR
FA Cup: Chelsea
League Cup: Chelsea
Golden Boot: Drogba
PFA Player of the Year: Drogba
Best signing: Drogba
Worst signing: Lampard
First manager sacked: Rodgers

European title winners
La Liga:Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern Munich
Serie A: AC Milan
Ligue 1: PSG
Champions League: Chelsea
Europa League:Spurs

is this real

didnt know breh was capable of typing

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Premier League:
Champions: Man City
Rest of top four in order: Chelsea, Arsenal, United
Relegated: Burnley, West Brom, Leicester
FA Cup: Man U
League Cup: Everton
Golden Boot: Aguero
PFA Player of the Year: Özil
Best signing: Shad Forsythe
Worst signing: Senderos. Someone from Liverpool
First manager sacked: Lambert

European title winners
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Serie A: Juventus
Ligue 1: PSG
Champions League: Real Madrid or Bayern
Europa League: Estoril

OFT Thread Predictions:

First ex-OFT-er to return to the fold: Grams
Most Random Drunk Posts During the Season lamenting days gone and childhoods passed that everyone awkwardly scrolls by: Penfield
First Poster to have Mid-Season Meltdown: PhillyCavsFan, Abso
Most Improved Poster: Broleteriat
Worst Poster: 2meo
Number of times Swagchester, Louis Van Gawd will be said: 5,563
Most Delusional Poster: Somaliander, Gandolpiffini
Poster Most Likely To Post Something Wildly Inappropriate and weird: Diddly Drogba
Random Outsider Poster to make an Impact: #1 Pick

 

[Montez]

i've been thinking about moving too. not soon but begin planning for a relocation. im thinking atlanta tbh. cheap as shyt compared to here and still an international city. the south sucks in general but atlanta isn't really the south, plus plenty washingtonians relocate there.

grass is always greener though, when's the last time you went to the islands for an extended stay? we get spoiled by infrastructure being taken for granted here, i've noticed.

when im abroad and need to do laundry i gotta plan a whole day out here i just do it in 2 hours

I actually had a dream about that last night. I remember just being bored out of my mind in the islands as a kid while here I can do anything I want with no hesitation. Big difference is I can drive now but that is a big fear, leaving the states after becoming familiar with life here.

The necessities aren't too big a worry it's the sometimes backwards thinking and glass ceiling if you don't know the right people. Health is another concern.

Atlanta: Best women, cheap, and winters aren't harsh. You'll always find work down there and it's not deep fukking south.

I was thinking either Houston, San Fran, Toronto, or Atlanta. Austin isn't bad either.

 

[DStyles]

Man City with the treble, Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup

Glory Glory Man UTDCity


man utd gets relegated

 

[mastermind]

Premier League:
Champions: Arsenal (health permitting, if/when Ramadan gets injured then City)
Rest of top four in order: City, Specialist in Failure, Everton () (said injuries for Arsenal, Specialist in Failure, Arsenal, Everton)
Relegated: Aston Villa, Burnley, Hull
FA Cup: City
League Cup: Spurs
Golden Boot: Sturridge
PFA Player of the Year: Ramadan
Best signing: Fernando
Worst signing: Lambert or Lallana
First manager sacked: Paul Lambert

European title winners
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Serie A: Juventus
Ligue 1: PSG
Champions League: Bayern
Europa League: PSV

 

[Max B]

Iunno if its true but apparently some belgian reporter is saying that we are getting depay for 9 mili + nacer chadli

 

[dennis roadman]

I have though about leaving, but I love PG County too much

i often think like this, but step back outside of your own mind for a second and re-read that sentence. it's rather ridiculous tbf

I actually had a dream about that last night. I remember just being bored out of my mind in the islands as a kid while here I can do anything I want with no hesitation. Big difference is I can drive now but that is a big fear, leaving the states after becoming familiar with life here.

The necessities aren't too big a worry it's the sometimes backwards thinking and glass ceiling if you don't know the right people. Health is another concern.

Atlanta: Best women, cheap, and winters aren't harsh. You'll always find work down there and it's not deep fukking south.

I was thinking either Houston, San Fran, Toronto, or Atlanta. Austin isn't bad either.

houston cheap as fukk but fragmented and overblown

san fran would be cool, but way too expensive. was thinking about canada this morning, i'd like to live in montreal, toronto, or vancouver, but you gotta LOVE that place to deal with winter and immigration issues. i cant imagine raising canadian kids either

OFT Thread Predictions:

First ex-OFT-er to return to the fold: Grams
Most Random Drunk Posts During the Season lamenting days gone and childhoods passed that everyone awkwardly scrolls by: Penfield
First Poster to have Mid-Season Meltdown: PhillyCavsFan, ghost305
Most Improved Poster: The War Report
Worst Poster: 2meo, Somalilander, DStyles
Number of times Swagchester, Louis Van Gawd will be said: infinitely once Gilver starts doing it ironically
Most Delusional Poster: DStyles (he thinks he makes funny jokes )
Poster Most Likely To Post Something Wildly Inappropriate and weird: Diddly Drogba
Poster Most Likely to Both Acquire and Defeat HIV: Don Rhymus
Random Outsider Poster to make an Impact: Walt

 

[mastermind]

i often think like this, but step back outside of your own mind for a second and re-read that sentence. it's rather ridiculous tbf

i know. but I just do.

Its so unique to any other place in America and its not ridiculously expensive to live here.

 

[gho3st]

Whats all this fuss about Louis Van Gaal anyway, a couple league titles in two horse race leagues and 2nd place in a CL final, big fukking whoop

shouldn't you worry more about (injured)Sturridge being your only striker?




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Premier League:
Champions: Manchester UTD
Rest of top four in order: Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City
Relegated: QPR, Burnley, Sunderland
FA Cup: Man UTD
League Cup: Man UTD
Golden Boot: Sturridge
PFA Player of the Year: Hazard
Best signing: LVG
Worst signing: Bojan
First manager sacked: Big Sam

European title winners
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Serie A: Roma
Ligue 1: PSG
Eredisvie: Ajax
Champions League: Real Madrid
Europa League: Sevilla