Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

one time back in the day on AIM this persian chick with huuuuuge t*ts was telling me about her best friend who got in a really bad car accident like three days before. i accidentally pasted mobb deep lyrics in her message window

t*ts: im so depressed, don't know what to do, she's in a deep coma
young horse: IT'S THE N-Y-C M-O-B-B THUUUUUUG shyt

what was her reaction?

and @Grams sorry breh, streets is watching, and i can't go out like the breh @BOBN did back inna day

i'll give you a description tho, think of the archetype model body, put super clear middle eastern caramel skin on it, long dark hair and you've got her

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

ayo brehs, also...what does it mean when a broad you knew from back in the day msgs you out the blue to meet up to come join in her bday thing

cos i thought it was arrogant as fucc whilst her being a complete loser tbh cos i had to check the last time i spoke to her (2011 in fb msgs) and she just says "hey leave next fri free cos i wanna do something for my bday, dunno what, who snd shere but leave that free" not even a hello, how have you been these past 3 years? lol smh

now im guessinng she wants me to blow her back out but heres the thing, she knows i have a girl? and im pretty sure she has a man

so what gives fellas?

oh and backstory: i've known her for 12 yrs, always nearly fucced but never did

 

[Grams]

ayo brehs, also...what does it mean when a broad you knew from back in the day msgs you out the blue to meet up to come join in her bday thing

cos i thought it was arrogant as fucc whilst her being a complete loser tbh cos i had to check the last time i spoke to her (2011 in fb msgs) and she just says "hey leave next fri free cos i wanna do something for my bday, dunno what, who snd shere but leave that free" not even a hello, how have you been these past 3 years? lol smh

now im guessinng she wants me to blow her back out but heres the thing, she knows i have a girl? and im pretty sure she has a man

so what gives fellas? And does that arab joint have a phatty?

oh and backstory: i've known her for 12 yrs, always nearly fucced but never did

I would smash

 

[dennis roadman]

what was her reaction?

and @Grams sorry breh, streets is watching, and i can't go out like the breh @BOBN did back inna day

i'll give you a description tho, think of the archetype model body, put super clear middle eastern caramel skin on it, long dark hair and you've got her

she was like and i did what you did, i told her it was the wrong window

really gave me a sense of how the internet alienates people and compartmentalizes emotions. in one window im expressing condolences and empathizing and in the next i'm gettin my with my e-brehs

btw the girl you're describing is often the type to make you think you can beat, but then she "has some shyt with her dad this weekend"

so close

 

[Roadie pipeher]

holy shyt, this is real

Breh one of the twitter people I follow called it...brehs was laughing about the add...

I'm still dying at "you keep your trap shut, i'll keep your trap open" then mufukka winks... I lost it.

 

[yoyoyo1]

This article thing fukkin killed me

http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/dan-jenkins-on-covering-sports/page/0/1

Texas Monthly interviewing some golf writer


the racism, sexism, everything you expect from a white old golf writer being interviewed by texas monthly

The only thing that I’m happy about is the coaching salaries. Those coaches that make all that money, I like that. You know why? Because it makes all those f—ing liberals in the faculty lounge crazy; it pisses them off.

I blame teachers. The whole thing about you gotta be liberal or you can’t advance in the profession if you’re not liberal. That may be true, but it’s time it stopped being true. Hell, we had liberal teachers when I was in college. We laughed at ’em. We had one conservative and everybody wanted to take his course because he was funny.

My greatest fear, and I won’t live to see it happen, is for the United States men to win the World Cup [in] soccer. It would start something.

I like college basketball and women’s basketball. They’re still coachable. They play below the rim. But they’ll find a way to ruin that too. They’ll go out and get some tall girls from Australia or something. It’s not just the NBA. There’s a certain sameness to pro football too. They’re about to chase me back to being a baseball fan.

bless the guy tbh, literally a dying breed

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

she was like and i did what you did, i told her it was the wrong window

really gave me a sense of how the internet alienates people and compartmentalizes emotions. in one window im expressing condolences and empathizing and in the next i'm gettin my with my e-brehs

btw the girl you're describing is often the type to make you think you can beat, but then she "has some shyt with her dad this weekend"

so close

true upon reflection, but she told me she identified herself as being a proud african which had me


she also has a man...should've stated this from the beginning


she has never told me she had a man directly tho

 

[mastermind]

really gave me a sense of how the internet alienates people and compartmentalizes emotions. in one window im expressing condolences and empathizing and in the next i'm gettin my with my e-brehs

this is so true

Happened to me on facebook. Someones family member passed away, and I write them a message saying keep their heads up, etc.

Then 2 minutes later, I put up some a Rick Ross song.

 

[dennis roadman]

this is so true

Happened to me on facebook. Someones family member passed away, and I write them a message saying keep their heads up, etc.

Then 2 minutes later, I put up some a Rick Ross song.

Saturday, 10:49 am: *posts thoughtful analysis of civil rights issue in HL*
Saturday, 10:53 am: *lurks JBO for vintage bootytalk links*

 

[mastermind]

Saturday, 10:49 am: *posts thoughtful analysis of civil rights issue in HL*
Saturday, 10:53 am: *lurks JBO for vintage bootytalk links*

its like you read my mind.

BGOL is the GOAT site for this fukkery. So many righteous brothers saying righteous things, but we are all together because we like big booty porn. :wowjb:

 

[dennis roadman]

its like you read my mind.

BGOL is the GOAT site for this fukkery. So many righteous brothers saying righteous things, but we are all together because we like big booty porn. :wowjb:

my barber once told me "no man is too righteous to not beat his dikk on occasion"

 

[Premeditated]

I'm contemplating whether I should make a bait thread in the tlr repping #midnightboys, but I don't want my shyt to flop. plus I might not execute it right

"all black/white mix men look the same to me" yay or nay

 

[Roaden Polynice]

BGOL is still a thing?

And yep, still looks the same as it did 10 years ago when I was lurking on there.

 

[Grams]

I'm contemplating whether I should make a bait thread in the tlr repping #midnightboys, but I don't want my shyt to flop. plus I might not execute it right

"all black/white mix men look the same to me" yay or nay

What angle are you gonna get at besides the obvious color shyte. Like how will the OP look like?

 

[Premeditated]

What angle are you gonna get at besides the obvious color shyte. Like how will the OP look like?

basically how they all have the same phenotype like almost always the same factual structure (not really gonna put that but still) and have the same demeanor which is why black women chose darker tone men over them.