Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

Cash might be the funniest player of all time: "I almost swerved off the road" "You can't speak to JT like that" "I'd prefer to sit down"

He denied saying that actually.

Don't forget the scent trail

 

[EQ.]

as long as this means Parker will be featured, Im good.

Parker featuring in the league??

Europa League and Cup games for his 94 aimless turns a game ass.
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[EQ.]

Sandro looks like Sloth in that pic

And who's that brolic lookin hobbit on the far left?

Souleymayne Coulibaly, Etoo and Drogba combined

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Souleymayne Coulibaly, Etoo and Drogba combined

He looks more like Reo Coker


And No Defoe in the picture. Who would of thought Defoe would of missed the opportunity to have all white on him

 

[Mané Swagincha]

as long as this means Parker will be featured, Im good.

impossible, even you dont believe that.

Sandro looks like Sloth in that pic

And who's that brolic lookin hobbit on the far left?

thats a bad ass picture though, Under Armour got a close 2nd best jersey, that Pool one

at that Modric bird chest

VDV waiting paiently like someone please sign me already and get me out this team

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

And who's that brolic lookin hobbit on the far left?

Look like a black Spearing.

 

[EQ.]

thats a bad ass picture though, Under Armour got a close 2nd best jersey, that Pool one

at that Modric bird chest

VDV waiting paiently like someone please sign me already and get me out this team

Yep i'm sure he's hoping for a team like liverpool that showed intent and signed Sigurds...oh wait

 

[EQ.]

Look like a black Spearing.

Coulibaly is mini drogba breh, soon to be beasting for Ivory Coast.

 

[EQ.]

He looks more like Reo Coker


And No Defoe in the picture. Who would of thought Defoe would of missed the opportunity to have all white on him

. His pops was sick for photo shoot day.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

that Pool one

Everything good that Warrior did for Pool was wiped out after this effort:

Words fail me with that shyt.

 

[Gilver]

Why do spurs persist with Danny Rose?

One of the strangest things in football, that.

Been living off that flukey goal v Arsenal for years now.

 

[mastermind]

that goal

its the only reason why he is still at Spurs

 

[frush11]

that we lust beautiful female bodies

1-UP is my dude and all, but I get the feeling he don't like the Black women's.

 

[frush11]

that goal

its the only reason why he is still at Spurs

Got tickets for the Kastles for Monday, and VIP Parking.

 

[jab343irk]

The BOSS has tWo honeys with him about to get on the boat and jet ski