Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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Ashley Cole arrives in 3-piece suit and quite a strong cologne. Has left a scent trail in his wake.

Ashley Cole gives his evidence sat in the witness box. Unconventional, but permitted.

Chief Magistrate: "We'd prefer it if you stood'. Ashley Cole: 'I'd like to sit down'

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

I'd be upset if I had to go to court over some dikkhead at my work.

 

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Sources: Chelsea agree fee for Oscar

Lmao at all these midgets heading to Chelsea, who they trying to be anyway

5'10 tbf, not that short really.

How good is he? Looks proper quality from his videos.

 

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Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy

Crown to Ashley Cole: 'You used to play for Arsenal, the crowd doesn't make any noise at the Emirates do they?' [LAUGHTER in court]

 

[frush11]

And they do at The Bridge breh?

 

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And they do at The Bridge breh?

Every stadium in the land is louder than the Library was and now the Emirates.

 

[mastermind]

Every stadium in the land is louder than the Library was and now the Emirates.

Except the Bridge

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Every stadium in the land is louder than the Library was and now the Emirates.

Weren't that long ago when Chelsea had a car park by their pitch.

People don't really remember it though, cos noone supported them back then.

 

[frush11]

No matter how much Chelsea win, you still got Arsenal on your mind

 

[mastermind]

 

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Weren't that long ago when Chelsea had a car park by their pitch.

People don't really remember it though, cos noone supported them back then.

You guys are close to playing music when a goal is scored status. Make less noise than the DW ffs.

No matter how much Chelsea win, you still got Arsenal on your mind

Probably because 70% of the people I chat football with are Arsenal supporters tbh.

 

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Here he is when Mourinho left

 

[mastermind]

thats the same shirt too, no?

 

[Sam Peel]

Ashley cole = tom

 

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Ashley cole = tom

Black excellence!!!11!!!!!1!!!