Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Duvali]

Fake ass balotelli

 

[thernbroom]

is xavi playing?

 

[MikelArteta]

that burst from hulk

 

[Scottie Drippin]

MOURINHO MUST BE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVING THIS

Also, it's official.

Without Xavi being the best player in the world, Biscuits is USELESS

Without the entire team pressing in the midfield, he's gone from having amazing awareness, defensive positioning, and tidiness, to being a slow moving obstacle.

 

[AlphaOne]

Torres is done.

Get Morata ready for next year.

 

[SCORCH]

Torres completely and utterly irrelevant against any decent side. Only so long crap players can live off scoring against Tahiti.

 

[Arrogance.]

The myriad of ways Torres gets shyt on man...

Spain's 4-6-0 during most of Euro 2012, he gets the golden boot, everyone dumps on him anyway.
Does next to nothing in league play, pounds second rate teams in Europa.
Playing right now because Soldado is injured, and fukking Ramos pulls rank.

I just...

 

[Jax]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

MOURINHO MUST BE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVING THIS

Sideshow Dave and Oscar will get new contracts off the strength of it

 

[chuckifubuck]

is xavi playing?

shoulda started Javi Martinez

 

[frush11]

saw a better clearance the other week by the dynamo, think it was corey ashe

I'll take my lumps, will be proven right in a couple of years tho.

I know greatness, when I see it, and he ain't, good, but not great.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Torres completely and utterly irrelevant against any decent side. Only so long crap players can live off scoring against Tahiti.

And he's still gonna get the golden boot

His career has turned into a wonderful surrealist performance piece

 

[MikelArteta]

this should be the last cap for torres

 

[Type Username Here]

SEND THESE SIESTA TAKING, 2-HOUR NAP DURING THE MID WORKD DAY RAFAEL NADAL MOTHERfukkERS BACK SHAMED

 

[Carlos Huerta]

man.. the amount of drunk p*ssy in the Brazilian streets tonight