Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

I know...some of his skill yesterday though

I just started laughing it was so absurd. shyt was like seeing a new color

And it wasn't even a particularly good match from him :ugh:

That's what I'm naming my album.

 

[yoyoyo1]

best yellow cards are those

 

[yoyoyo1]

Americans this weekend

Jozy hat trick, Clint, Mikey just won a pen

 

[Liu Kang]

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I just started laughing it was so absurd. shyt was like seeing a new color
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This dude penfield kills me everytime with his writing.
:krshd:


I'm sure you got tons of stories @penfield.
You should write some chronicles of yours for the-coli main page : "the life and times of a modern dandy" or something like that.
I remember you once tried to do some hollow impersonation in JBO. Was a bit long, the style was a little too ambagious and the action was kinda slow () but the humor was defintely here ! I'd read your stuff

 

[Ukbrotha]

Real putting that work in on Valencia. damn

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Madrid

 

[yoyoyo1]

"the life and times of a modern dandy" that is great

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Mou is ruthless

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Wow I flicked over to see the Real/Valencia score as it H/T with Roma/Inter and it was 1-0. Went for a half time shyt and comeback and see Real 5-0 up

 

[yoyoyo1]

I've never really seen BeIn commercials like that cause I'm switching around but they really do have some high quality ones.


That USMNT commercial just now was legit

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

@ Reals goals, it was jsut like watchin Fifa

 

[mastermind]

Worldwide Wes is now at Galataseray (officially)

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Paraguays u20 team is a bunch of goons, they kickin Chile all over the place

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Worldwide Wes is now at Galataseray (officially)

He'll be injured more often than not. When the EPL teams dont want to seriously buy you, you know your careers fukked

 

[Roaden Polynice]

This dude penfield kills me everytime with his writing.
:krshd:


I'm sure you got tons of stories @penfield.
You should write some chronicles of yours for the-coli main page : "the life and times of a modern dandy" or something like that.
I remember you once tried to do some hollow impersonation in JBO. Was a bit long, the style was a little too ambagious and the action was kinda slow () but the humor was defintely here ! I'd read your stuff

I did have a thread on sohh about rap stories that I wrote whenever I was bored.

I don't have that many stories though honestly...just drunken rants and weird observations.

Ultimately writing takes up too much time though unfortunately... I haven't checked the front page in ages though. Might do that now.