Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Trajan]

I've often thought if I was famous and the The Sun/Daily Mail were on my case I would go directly after the author of the article. Not just the faceless publication.

Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt and plaster that shyt all over my timeline. "Here is Jonathan Smith...he has been cheating on his wife with Amanda from his office". I'll have man embroiled in divorces and all sorts. Go after family too

"Did you know Jonathan's brother was convicted of rape last year? How come he's not writing articles about that?"

 

[African_brehda]

I've often thought if I was famous and the The Sun/Daily Mail were on my case I would go directly after the author of the article. Not just the faceless publication.

Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt and plaster that shyt all over my timeline. "Here is Jonathan Smith...he has been cheating on his wife with Amanda from his office". I'll have man embroiled in divorces and all sorts. Go after family too

"Did you know Jonathan's brother was convicted of rape last year? How come he's not writing articles about that?"

Sounds like too much work. I’ll just sue the individual heavily. fukk up their whole life with a lifetime of debt

 

[Trajan]

Curtis starts


Listening to Kloppo sounds like Darwin will be fine for Ajax


This nikka Thiago out with an ear infection smmfh

If it's not defence out of commission it's the forwards smh

If we lose anyone else we might see Milner up front. Thank god Firmino is on fire

 

[Trajan]

Sounds like too much work. I’ll just sue the individual heavily. fukk up their whole life with a lifetime of debt

What, posting info on social media? I hate injustice and I can be petty

I'm sure once you make an example out of someone the rest will be on their Ps and Qs

 

[nahnah]

They do that shyt (using the wrong pics) on purpose. Never think otherwise.

Murdochs lot especially

Same how they'll go out of their way to chose the most negative looking pic of a black/non white person for their stories even when they're the victim of a crime.

Scum

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Young Fab that touch

 

[Roberto Firmino]

What in good fukks name are you at Milner

 

[Trajan]

Forest are doing an excellent job of frustrating us. Looks like they have 20 players in their half

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Forest are doing an excellent job of frustrating us. Looks like they have 20 players in their half

Yes odd team that’s been forced on us with injuries but these nikkas bottom of the league been poor man

 

[Trajan]

Yes odd team that’s been forced on us with injuries but these nikkas bottom of the league been poor man

There's a lack of creativity without TAA, Thiago and the directness of Diaz and Nunez. It might have to be a set piece ting or Mo+Firmino magic

Looks we're just passing around unconvincingly waiting for them to counter

The youts (Carvalho and Jones) getting bullied off the ball

 

[Roberto Firmino]

fukk

 

[Yippee Ki Yay]

Curtis starts


Listening to Kloppo sounds like Darwin will be fine for Ajax


This nikka Thiago out with an ear infection smmfh

Come on we need another win to keep it going, to keep the confidence at the same level

Starting with Elliott and Carvalho again

I hope Klopp ain't going to take this game too lightly, we need to be at full pelt again

when I was growing up Forest was a bogey team for us, I don't remember too many win against them

 

[Ill-Yaz]

Tbf. Zlatan was never in the ronaldo and messi’s league.

This. Zlatan always be taking shots at CR7 because of jealousy

 

[Trajan]

If we lose anyone else we might see Milner up front. Thank god Firmino is on fire

Milner as a winger loading . . .

 

[Roberto Firmino]