Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[TobiOT]

Havertz fukking up. With his Alien 3 Ripley haircut

 

[TobiOT]

If Chelsea can get an actual striker, they could be dangerous because Sterling’s movement is creating a lot of the space.

Think that's why Tuchel wants Auba.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

If he bites the bullet on wages I'm sure one of the Portuguese clubs will want to sign him.

He doesn't want to go back to Portugal yet. They were all left off the list of desired clubs. And if he does go back to Portugal its only Sporting he cannot have the Sporting fans turn on him.

 

[Regular Developer]

If Chelsea can get an actual striker, they could be dangerous because Sterling’s movement is creating a lot of the space.

Exactly what I'm thinking. Auba would be a great signing for them. They probably would have been able to keep Lukaku with someone of Sterling's ability

 

[nyknick]

The media's agenda against Ronaldo is nothing short of sickening!

What is he supposed to do? What is wrong with his attitude?

I wish he leaves and goes to a better team.

Guy is a complete piece of shyt and a nightmare to deal with day to day. He couldn't get a transfer out so now his only option is to be toxic enough to be released.

Hilarious seeing him cheering the team on down 2-0 for the cameras but after the match refusing to go over to the fans.

 

[TobiOT]

If he bites the bullet on wages I'm sure one of the Portuguese clubs will want to sign him.

No way in hell Benfica or Porto would go for him.

Sporting maybe. But not a this point in time. He can take Bruno with him when he decides to return.

 

[Regular Developer]

Spurs still need a proper ball-playing MF.

Yea, the way they get into Chelsea's final third is by just bad passing from Chelsea's defenders or midfield.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Exactly what I'm thinking. Auba would be a great signing for them. They probably would have been able to keep Lukaku with someone of Sterling's ability

No. Lukaku had to go caused too many problems with his interview and he didn't fit Tuchels system.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Cheek is ass

 

[nyknick]

He doesn't want to go back to Portugal yet. They were all left off the list of desired clubs. And if he does go back to Portugal its only Sporting he cannot have the Sporting fans turn on him.

Brazzo and Kahn better change their numbers because their phone will be ringing off the hook

 

[SCORCH]

Mason Mount haters are the most clueless people around. Unbelievable player.

 

[TobiOT]

Forgot I had the Bayern game in the background. Might as well switch it off since they're winning 2-0.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Brazzo and Kahn better change their numbers because their phone will be ringing off the hook

All +351 (Portugal) numbers will be redirected to the 1860 Munich offices.

 

[EA]

Exactly what I'm thinking. Auba would be a great signing for them. They probably would have been able to keep Lukaku with someone of Sterling's ability

As much I don’t wanna see Auba at Chelsea, a striker like him that’s going to stay in/around the penalty box would be perfect since it looks like Sterling has the licence to move around.

 

[nahnah]

Spurs are so poor here. Just passive, sat behind the ball hoping to hit them on glacier paced counters