Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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Ronaldo scoring a hattrick in front of another GOAT watching him play

Emphatic. What GOATs do

Had to happen.

 

[phillycavsfan]

@phillycavsfan

And so? The team is still shyt.

 

[JDH]

 

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[African_brehda]

It's an old cycling trick.

C dot has TB12 treatment running thru his veins.

Messi better go get his HGH shot from that famous Spanish doctor. I’ve been fighting for my life defending his performances this season

 

[TobiOT]

 

[merklman]

By who?

CR7

 

[TobiOT]

@brehsimilitude @Jamal514

 

[MikelArteta]

These old ass brehs bron and Ronaldo just won’t go quietly

 

[BobbyBooshay]

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CR7 x TB12

 

[gho3st]

I thought it was he who shall not be named that wasn't keen on C dots advice.

Harry Maguire or Luke Shaw?

 

[The Villain]

I don’t know what happened during his week off, but Ronny is on fire!

He finally got some rest we were running him in the ground

 

[nyknick]

And guys like Rashford refuse to listen to his advice when he's literally done it all before

Issue with Ronaldo now is that he's basically Jordan on the Wizards

While Ronaldo has extremely high expectations and is calling Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and Redacted* all types of hoes, it just doesn't carry the same weight as before. When he goes on a 10 match scoreless streak and most of the time looks like a shot fighter, it has the opposite effect.

It's further compounded by the fact that United's Kwame Brown, Jared Jeffries and Brendan Haywood think and behave like they're superstars.

And Bruno is Rip Hamliton

 

[phcitywarrior]

 

[TobiOT]