Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

Sets up seat on thursdays for the homie @SCORCH Wadup breh

 

[SCORCH]

World Club Cup just became a bigger farce if that was even possible.

No striker (of any sort, big name or backup) in January now either. What's the point? No title race or Europe.

Another 6 months of that twat 'leading' the line.

Shakhtar

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Im sure one of Barca/Real/Bayern got a 11-1

Well, looks like in 59-60 RM recorded a 12-2 shellacking over Jeunesse d'Esch

Then in the very next season Stade Reims recorded an 11-1 defenestration over the very same men from Luxembourg.

Then in 61-62 the tie b/w Spora Luxembourg and Boldklubben 1913 ended in a 2-15 demolishment. Boldklubben went onto the next round to meet RM who dismantled them 0-12

Well all the worst ones have been against clubs from Luxembourg so far. 62-63 Milan v. Union Luxembourg 14-0

Worst one yet though has been Stade Dudelange v. Benfica which ended in a 0-18 aggregate score in 65-66

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Well, looks like in 59-60 RM recorded a 12-2 shellacking over Jeunesse d'Esch

Then in the very next season Stade Reims recorded an 11-1 defenestration over the very same men from Luxembourg.

Then in 61-62 the tie b/w Spora Luxembourg and Boldklubben 1913 ended in a 2-15 demolishment. Boldklubben went onto the next round to meet RM who dismantled them 0-12

Well all the worst ones have been against clubs from Luxembourg so far. 62-63 Milan v. Union Luxembourg 14-0

Worst one yet though has been Stade Dudelange v. Benfica which ended in a 0-18 aggregate score in 65-66

When you said Champions League I just thought of results from 92/93

 

[Roaden Polynice]

When you said Champions League I just thought of results from 92/93

Oh no was thinking the whole European Cup...but I found it, Feyenoord 21-0 over Rumelange in 72-73 :ugh:

Now we know

 

[Capitol]

Well, looks like in 59-60 RM recorded a 12-2 shellacking over Jeunesse d'Esch

Then in the very next season Stade Reims recorded an 11-1 defenestration over the very same men from Luxembourg.

Then in 61-62 the tie b/w Spora Luxembourg and Boldklubben 1913 ended in a 2-15 demolishment. Boldklubben went onto the next round to meet RM who dismantled them 0-12

Well all the worst ones have been against clubs from Luxembourg so far. 62-63 Milan v. Union Luxembourg 14-0

Worst one yet though has been Stade Dudelange v. Benfica which ended in a 0-18 aggregate score in 65-66

 

[EQ.]

Chelsea bout to make Europa League and Channel 5 HD must watch TV, you in brehs?

 

[dennis roadman]

certainly more interesting than before when england's 5th CL team were shredding clubs



wish i could rep @penfield for defenestrating my favorite word in the english language

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Is being a fan of 2Chainz before he was even 2Chainz something I should be happy about?

I feel like liking something ironically before anyone even actually liked him is some sort of time loop hipstering paradox

 

[yoyoyo1]

It would have been easier, of course, to stay. Clint Dempsey was a bona fide star, the franchise player at a small but respectable team in the best league in the world, the English Premier League. In that alone, he'd accomplished more than any American soccer player ever. But Dempsey wanted more: a bigger team, with higher stakes. The opportunity to prove that he wasn't just the best American soccer player, but could compete with the very best in the world. So he asked for a trade. It was vaguely like LeBron's move, only without the arrogance and gracelessness, and with no one hanging expectations on Dempsey except Dempsey himself. After months of haggling, he got his wish, landing at Tottenham Hotspur, an upper-echelon London team where, this fall, he has a real shot at seeing just how far he can go.

Read more: Clint Dempsey Profile - Clint Dempsey Is an American of the Year - Esquire Clint Dempsey Profile - Clint Dempsey Is an American of the Year - Esquire


poetic.

 

[dennis roadman]

Is being a fan of 2Chainz before he was even 2Chainz something I should be happy about?

I feel like liking something ironically before anyone even actually liked him is some sort of time loop hipstering paradox

breh if you paid $0.01 for a tity boi/playaz circle record, you lost/won

Read more: Clint Dempsey Profile - Clint Dempsey Is an American of the Year - Esquire Clint Dempsey Profile - Clint Dempsey Is an American of the Year - Esquire


poetic.

how can you dikkride esquire like this when that excerpt could have been easily written by some guy in ohio writing a blog about players he's played with on fifa for the last 5 years.

 

[yoyoyo1]

how can you dikkride esquire like this when that excerpt could have been easily written by some guy in ohio writing a blog about players he's played with on fifa for the last 5 years.

I don't give a fukk, my nikka is getting some shine :dempsey:

 

[yoyoyo1]

Dudelange

I think for KO rounds (not qualifying rounds) the record was recently set by Bayern against some PT team

edit:

Sporting CP 0 - 5 Bayern München
Bayern München 7 - 1 Sporting CP

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Thing that is slightly annoying about all these european pub teams is that they all have amazing badges/crests (gonna get all American 'wow socca' here for a minute):

 

[yoyoyo1]

alien octopus

random fukkin kangaroo

just seen the celtic highlights again, i hate that 'fake enthusiasm' commentator. think its jonathan pearce, horrible style. high pitched fake excitement