Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

I understand why you foreign folks might think like this. But The Wire is vastly superior. And Sopranos while great is bunch off wild ducktales

Well, no, I understand perfectly the point you're making, although obviously i'll defer to your first hand experience of late 90's/early 00's italian-american mob culture.

Spoiler

Point is, they're not documentaries.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Ever since Lee Grant mentioned no Man Utd player having dessert when Ronaldo arrived, Luke Shaw has been getting cooked all day.

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

 

[Gilver]

The idea that Luke Shaw is in any way 'out of shape' is ridiculous, our boy just thiccc.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

A fat woman is literally waiting to burst out of Shaw. His retirement look is going to be grim.

 

[Jamal514]

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

I wonder what Gonzalo Higuain’s orders be looking like these days. He must be loving all that American fast food.

 

[MikelArteta]

goat anthem

 

[pete clemenza]

Question: What club does he play for?

Answer: Young Boys

 

[Lakerman0834]

CL WITH FANS IS BACK

 

[Gilver]

Donny looks a bit too eager.

You're dutch, chill out my man.

 

[Lakerman0834]

GOATNALDO

 

[BelieveBeOK]

I swear only Ronaldo scores those types of goals that go through the keeper. Amazing cross by Bruno

 

[MikelArteta]

ronaldo just knows where to be all the time

 

[Sinnerman]

That boy Ronnie

 

[TobiOT]

RONNIE!

 

[Ukbrotha]

That cross from Bruno.

CR7 just a goal magnet.