Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

I think in an ideal universe Roman would make EFBJTLLLF player manager

Would probably be the GOAT season in terms of fukkery

 

[EQ.]

As if the day couldn't get any worse rumor has it Eva Carneiro has left the club too.

Goodbye sweet rose.

Don't worry brother, she will find a new position soon
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[EQ.]

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[Liu Kang]

That incredible miss... No offside after though ?

 

[yoyoyo1]

That incredible miss... No offside after though ?

miss of the year if he didnt get bailed out

 

[dennis roadman]

But when asked if he would consider working under the Russian at Chelsea again, Mourinho replied: "Of course, of course.

"It was a perfect example of a fantastic divorce. We are a lot in touch. We have a great relationship."

i'm just gonna paste this on my bathroom mirror and pray to basedgod over it every morning

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

i'm just gonna paste this on my bathroom mirror and pray to basedgod over it every morning

Its only gunna end in tears again for you babe

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

i don't think i've ever seen legs move faster than Giovinco's legs on his goal. he looked like a hamster on a wheel

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

i don't think i've ever seen legs move faster than Giovinco's legs on his goal. he looked like a hamster on a wheel

Giovinco was the Sohh

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Yah what fukkery will be in store tonight

 

[dennis roadman]

Its only gunna end in tears again for you babe

that's the chelsea way under roman. win big, lose big.

rather this than be stuck on the same alsatian wheel for 20 years or whatever

or be a family club next door to the bridge

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

or be a family club next door to the bridge

Fulham Broadway Station and flats are next to the bridge, but you wouldnt know that would you

 

[dennis roadman]

Fulham Broadway Station and flats are next to the bridge, but you wouldnt know that would you

so you arguin geography, i see, that's a good choice in this debate

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

so you arguin geography, i see, that's a good choice in this debate

Well the postcode thing was too obvious, non?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Fabio Contrao is trash