Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
I’ve been off the grid enjoying peace and calm in the Colorado wilderness over the last week. I come back to civilization and immediately lose my mind because of FIFA’s foolishness. This is the type of stuff high people sit around and discuss at 3 am while eating Jack In The Box.
Stoner 1: “Bro it would be so cool if football put players in a penalty box like they do in hockey
”Stoner 2: “Yeah, like if you get a Yellow Card you get a 5 minute major. You know what else would be cool? If they stopped the clock like in basketball
”Stoner 1: That’s a great idea
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Would never happen.
It'll have to ratified by the IFAB, which contains the British FAs who are famously averse to any dramatic changes to the laws of the game.
Same Marina that bought Kepa for 72m and gave him a 7 year contract.
Now flipping the young talent coming through so she can make even more shytty deals.
The same Marina that managed to wrangle over £100million out of Atleti for Morata and Costa, and over £100million for an Eden Hazard with a year left on his contract.
Only think I would be favorable is a better clock management. There has to be a way to fight the time wasting in the last 10/15 minutes. Stopping the clock for fouls for example would most likely increase the effective playing time which is around 60% (55 minutes out of 90).
Rest of the proposals is garbage
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
horrible. Only one that I would be okay with was pausing the clock during injuries or stuff like that but even then
I wouldn’t mind seeing subs increase to 4 per game tho. Would allow more players to get burn
He's Brazilian so it's either escortsOne of my favorite footballers
Loved the escorts and burgers.
food God. Or all three 
And now also Bolsonaro
TobiOT
Veteran
Jose might win another Scudetto.
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
the weather in Saudi peaking between 95-110f in June dependant on location. How hot is it going to be in 9 years time with the current trajectory of the world's climate being unstable. Looks like it would probably be in October/November time after the Saudi summer has finished and the weather peaks to around 83-100f.
TobiOT
Veteran
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these countries ain't even close together or even in the same continent