Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Capitol]

didnt watch the game, just copy and pasted from my notepad file. bums gonna bum

 

[SCORCH]

Why is everyone shytting on Torres exactly? Sturrige is the one that had like 10 chances and didn't convert a single one. I don't even recall them passing the ball to torres in the second half and he touched the ball twice in the first. I know everyone likes shytting on him, but what exactly did he do to deserve that in this particular game. Enlighten me

Because he doesn't want to score goals. He barely moves.

Sturridge missed chances because he made run after run and got into goalscoring positions. Law of averages dictates he's going to score one sooner or later.

Torres is the easiest forward to mark in the league. Every defender knows where he is ALL THE fukkING TIME.

Never genuinely disliked a player this much before.

 

[Capitol]

Because he doesn't want to score goals. He barely moves.

Sturridge missed chances because he made run after run and got into goalscoring positions. Law of averages dictates he's going to score one sooner or later.

Torres is the easiest forward to mark in the league. Every defender knows where he is ALL THE fukkING TIME.

Never genuinely disliked a player this much before.

Yall make sense.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Lol it was u who started stalking me over one neg rep.

Just pressing quote button and using the mention tags is stalking now? That took about all of 3 secs to do

Compared to you following me in the Battle & Cowboys threads and in some thread in TSC

Smh at you falling back now,

you on about? Youre the one who ran out of the thread like a coward and only posted here and there after I trolled the fukk out of you and everyone saw you couldnt handle bantz.

breh ur a white british faq

This suppose to be an insult? You've just called me a cigarette

u have been shytted on ya whole life

Someones been watchin far too much Dr Phil

do u think I give a fukk about u mentioning me fakkit?

Well obviously you do as 10 negs in 20 days would testify to that notion. If you didnt give a fukk you wouldnt of went out of your way to neg me like you have done.


I just keep on making you look silly mi yute

 

[yoyoyo1]

straight up comedic seeing psg struggle to create chances against 9 men

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

straight up comedic seeing psg struggle to create chances against 9 men

The Ibra effect




































when hes not there

 

[yoyoyo1]

great win by rennes, keeper made a bunch of saves, hit two posts

and tottenham collapsed against arsenal within 5 minutes

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Norwich

 

[gho3st]

Only SAF would play a 50 year old Giggs as his CM.

 

[chuckifubuck]

well congrats united on your 2-1 comeback win

 

[WickedGames]

So obvious Utd come back and win

 

[BOBN]

Hernandez only good against fatigued as fack defences

 

[Capitol]

running all the way down there for that

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

 

[mastermind]

the top of the premiership