Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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To be honest, I wouldn't be shocked to hear those words come from McKola. I don't know what the asian version of a c00n is but he's been giving me those vibes heavy over the last few years.

Isn't McKola mixed gringo + arab?

 

[DrHackenbush]

This guy

 

[Switch]

Saw that earlier some of these guys have to be under the age of 15

 

[Gilver]

We've been running for over 17+ years.

Possibly 20 years next year. But would have confirm that and ask OG @Gilver tomorrow after he has recovered from his boozing snorting gear off some fat birds t*ts and then hanging out the back of her at 3am while singing Who I Smoke the Europa League remix

Naaah i was working during this shytshow(was actually covering it)

Fat birds are this weekend

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Saw that earlier some of these guys have to under the age of 15

shyt like this actually gets me heated when it shouldn't because, as you say these are just kids


But I wonder how long it is until somebody says Mark Noble with his 46 goals and 35 assists was better than Roy Keane who had 39 goals and 33 assists in the PL

This guy

The Micah one had me laughing out loud

fukking hell, I thought Al Foran (below for comparison) was good at football impersonations but this guy is something else

 

[The ADD]

 

[Low End Derrick]

ABOUT! fukkING! TIME!

I've been saying for at least ten years to my football friends that this rule needs to be scrapped. It's outdated and is in total contrast to the spirit of what football is.

I've never understood how, in football, a team can go from a losing position to a winning position by scoring a single goal. That is something that happens in NFL, Basketball, Rugby etc. which is okay for THOSE SPORTS because those are the rules.

I really hope it gets approved

Expect more defensive performances and penalty shootouts.

 

[NSSVO]

Ole is a punk during big games. Rashford and McTominay were near useless at one point. Switch Hendo for De Gea, fukk it. De Gea wasn't even trying at times. I hope that is the end of his chapter after holding the club for ransom.
Bruno was bad. Pogba was absent. They won't get as much stick as they should.
SAF going with the team was a bad fukking idea. His presence adds more pressure, I know you vet Mancs will think different, but that's how I see it.
Cavani blessed this team too many times for a Harry Kane move which doesn't fix the issues.
I want signings and I hope Glazers actually operate promptly.
I hope City don't make it to the game.

 

[EA]

This is why I hate Arsenal fans.

 

[frush11]

The good ole days, Gervais, and Walcott missing goals, Song becoming the Hollywood pass King, Djourou being even worst then Senderos, Arteta foreshadowing what are midfield will become in the future. Top 4 Champions

I miss AVB

 

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Ole is a punk during big games. Rashford and McTominay were near useless at one point. Switch Hendo for De Gea, fukk it. De Gea wasn't even trying at times. I hope that is the end of his chapter after holding the club for ransom.
Bruno was bad. Pogba was absent. They won't get as much stick as they should.
SAF going with the team was a bad fukking idea. His presence adds more pressure, I know you vet Mancs will think different, but that's how I see it.
Cavani blessed this team too many times for a Harry Kane move which doesn't fix the issues.
I want signings and I hope Glazers actually operate promptly.
I hope City don't make it to the game.

they didn't have a pre-season

 

[Yehuda]

 

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Sunda Kastagir

 

[frush11]

 

[Yippee Ki Yay]

Damn that's a tough one to explain away