Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[KOTK]

The Script (MatthewPerry.co.uk)

on there: link to the goat absurd website and easily the best use of ALL CAPS since DOOM.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Mikel on the other hand

He never hears anything.

 

[KOTK]

I dislike that c*nt Tevez but he went in here.



Shots fired, man down.

The neville stuff was queer but the Souness was pure ether.

 

[mastermind]

Yeah I just thought it sounded nice ey.

I did ages ago. It was absolutely hilarious tbf, but three hours is cray.

yeah, I get it. I try to listen to and fro on my commute each day.


But its absolutely hilarious, and real DC so I continue.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I dislike that c*nt Tevez but he went in here.



Shots fired, man down.

But yet his country hired

Glass, Stones, Houses etc etc

 

[nyknick]

Nuri Sahin is gonna be amazing next year, in a Fulham jersey

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Nuri Sahin is gonna be amazing next year, in a Fulham jersey

Hes no Bairdinho

 

[Capitol]

"Football is an easy game. Especially when you are watching it from his armchair or from the Sky television studio,"

I feel like every athlete has this to say about the fans and critics. It's always the ones that never played that will tell you what you are doing wrong and why you should be fired.

 

[KOTK]

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[KOTK]

"Football is an easy game. Especially when you are watching it from his armchair or from the Sky television studio,"

I feel like every athlete has this to say about the fans and critics. It's always the ones that never played that will tell you what you are doing wrong and why you should be fired.

Nothing you said is wrong but also nothing you say is logically connected to the preceding sentence.

 

[Montez]

He never hears anything.

Always in some shyt but his face has a permanent

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Always in some shyt but his face has a permanent

He would say hes always unlucky

 

[Capitol]

Nothing you said is wrong but also nothing you say is logically connected to the preceding sentence.

Yea, I didn't copy and paste the entire thing like I should have, but I think it makes sense if you read from "He tells us football is an easy game" to the end

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I picked Suarez this week for FF

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

@ no one celebrating with Suarez.