Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

No worries. Just stay indoor. I live in pg but went over my chick in VA because she lives in a white area so they won't lose power for too long.

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[KOTK]

That wind picking up, a couple of gust about 10 minutes ago, had me shook as a leaf.

 

[frush11]

No worries. Just stay indoor. I live in pg but went over my chick in VA because she lives in a white area so they won't lose power for too long.

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Living in a White Area don't mean shyt breh, I live in Olney, our power was out for a week and a half when we had that storm in this Summer.

As a matter of fact when I lived in DC back in the pre gentrification days, we never had a power outage, no matter how bad shyt was

 

[frush11]

Great night/weather for music, crack the windows slightly, grab a drink, and let the music take you there

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Show some heart brehs. Ya'll sounding a little shook.

Only people who get hurt in storms this weak are retards.

It's a slow moving storm though so you're going to get a shyt ton of rain. If the area you're in isn't prone to flooding ya'll be aight.
@Forza Lecce gonna raft up to your doors just in the nick of time.

 

[frush11]

Nights like this all about calm, elegant, atmospheric music

 

[frush11]

Show some heart brehs. Ya'll sounding a little shook.

Only people who get hurt in storms this weak are retards.

It's a slow moving storm though so you're going to get a shyt ton of rain. If the area you're in isn't prone to flooding ya'll be aight.
@Forza Lecce gonna raft up to your doors just in the nick of time.

Breh, my heart was out there for the world to see, when I marched through the storm on a mission for alcohol and cigs

 

[frush11]

For Penfield and Don, and everyone who wants some of the Deep Soulful House in their lives.

Gotta check the works of these Brothers out, Playin' 4 Da City, smooth, Soulful, and Deep House. One of my favorite House people, made some lush tunes.

 

[King Theo]

Shiet...if I was in a hurricane I'd throw one of them ragers. FB invites, a keg perhaps, streamers, a banner saying 'Welcome Sandy', the whole 9. It really is just an excuse to get weird.

Pen's 3rd Annual 'Hurrication'

Brotacular Brofest: Hurricane Edition

i wanted to do this today. but everyone is all scared. and im in pittsburgh just a bit of rain and wind.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Living in a White Area don't mean shyt breh, I live in Olney, our power was out for a week and a half when we had that storm in this Summer.

As a matter of fact when I lived in DC back in the pre gentrification days, we never had a power outage, no matter how bad shyt was

When the thunderstorm hit this summer my spot lost power for 4 days while my friends in areas like columbia heights lost power for a few hours. I'm not subjecting myself to that again. I gotta keep up to date with the bs in OFT.

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[frush11]

When the thunderstorm hit this summer my spot lost power for 4 days while my friends in areas like columbia heights lost power for a few hours. I'm not subjecting myself to that again. I gotta keep up to date with the bs in OFT.

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That's just DC period, you will rarely ever get a serious outages in DC, even in some of the most ghetto areas

 

[Capitol]

Brehs anyway to watch Chelsea vs Man U tomorrow?

 

[mastermind]

hasnt been that bad

 

[KOTK]

Big Simpin': The Andy van der Meyde Story

Andy Van Der Meyde has sensationally revealed how sex, drugs and booze destroyed his Everton career and almost killed him all in an astonishing autobiography due out this week.


It all began in a Brussels hotel where he met Moyes.

Van der Meyde, 33, admitted: “They offered me £30,000 a week — more than double my pay at Inter Milan.”

The midfielder was quick to sign and quick to spend his mega wages. He confessed: “I bought a Ferrari and first stop was the News Bar, a popular place in Liverpool.

“After a couple of hours of alcohol I drove to the nearest strip club.

“Getting drunk in a strip club in the middle of Liverpool was not very smart. But I had a strong longing for naked women.

“I saw a brunette and I wanted to have sex with her. But after I’d had sex with Lisa once I was addicted, she was wild, crazy and horny.”

The affair cost him his marriage as wife Diana hired a private detective.

He said: “They put a tracker in my car so it didn’t take ‘Sherlock’ long to find me.

“He made lots of pictures and films of us, even when we had sex. Diana phoned and asked if my new girlfriend was nice and if she was good (in bed). Two days later I had to say goodbye to my daughters Isabella and Purple — I could have punched myself in the face.”

The Dutchman then went completely off the rails.

He said: “In the world Lisa lived it was pretty usual to drink a lot and use cocaine.”

It was soon his world, too.

But Van der Meyde claimed his first experience with drugs was his girlfriend’s 26th birthday.

He said: “We went to Lisa’s favourite restaurant and met up with her friends and family. Suddenly I felt nauseous but I’d only had two beers so it couldn’t be alcohol.

“I threw up and my puke was blood and red clots, very scary. I passed out and woke up in hospital. They said probably some guys put some drug in my beer.

“I had to go to David Moyes and he fined me £30,000 because Everton have a rule that you can’t be seen in any bar or club two days before a game.”

It was the first of a series of run-ins.

In March 2007 Lisa had a baby but a serious bowel disorder meant a long-term stay in hospital.

So Van der Meyde was reluctant to go on Everton’s pre-season tour to the USA.

He explained: “Moyes gave me permission to stay in England but let me know he was not happy.”

He was even unhappier when the Dutchman refused to join Ipswich on loan.

Van der Meyde said: “Moyes was sick to the stomach that he had to pay me £30,000 a week yet in two years I didn’t even play 20 matches. He said he had a club for me.

“But my daughter was still in hospital and Ipswich was a five-hour drive. Moyes never said more than 10 words to me ever again. He did everything to try to break me.

“At West Ham I was 19th man and got a ticket for the stands. I just walked out still in my Everton kit and got a cab back to Liverpool.

“For a home game with Middlesbrough I spent 90 minutes on the bench and was p***ed off. At Everton, players who don’t play have a training session at the end of the game. But I didn’t go on the pitch.

“Moyes said: ‘What are you doing?’ I said: ‘I’m going home.’ Moyes replied: ‘No, you have to do your training.’

“I said: ‘You can stick it.’ Moyes grabbed me by the throat and screamed: ‘You are going to do your training.’

“I said: ‘Go on hit me, hit me!’ Steam was coming out of Moyes’ ears but he let me go and two minutes later he gave me his hand and apologised.”

Van der Meyde also clashed with Everton skipper Phil Neville. The Dutchman explained: “He was Moyes’ pet so I picked on him a lot. I think he told everything that was going on to the boss and that’s why he was captain, he was a snitch.

“It is a complete joke he played more than 250 games for Manchester United and almost 60 games for England.”

The former Ajax ace had no platform to criticise Neville, though, as his own life was in freefall.

He recalled: “After one wild night out in Manchester I had a whole bottle of rum. I got into the car and drove straight to training.

“But I could hold my liquor and in the bleep test that day I did my best time ever.”

His private life was his worst time ever.

He said: “Because of the constant fighting with Lisa, the illness of my daughter and the b******t at the club I developed sleeping problems.

“I was going through lots of bottles of wine and Bacardi and because I never got tired I started taking sleeping pills to get my night’s rest.

“Soon I couldn’t sleep without popping a pill — I was addicted. The pills were pretty heavy, the kind you only get with a doctor’s prescription. So I stole them from the office of the club doctor and no one noticed, for more than two years I stole those pills.”

Those two years saw Van der Meyde spiral further out of control.

He said: “The worry about my daughter determined my last two years at Everton.

“I wasn’t able to focus on the Premier League or the world around it. Going out became an even bigger part of my life.”

Things really hit rock bottom when his Goodison deal ran out in 2009.

He added: “My buddies had the solution — cocaine. I took cocaine and liquor and in Liverpool you can party seven nights a week.

“It is a life-threatening city if you can’t put up your own boundaries. I realised Liverpool could become my death so I had to leave.”

Van der Meyde is back in Holland and has cleaned up his act. He hopes to return to football soon and is taking his UEFA coaching badges.

 

[mastermind]

these idiots never learn

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