Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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My sister (a United fan) informed me that they haven’t won a home game in the league yet this season, how’s that possible?

 

[phillycavsfan]

Not one tap in that household is fully closed.

Nobody can stunt like the French. Nobody.

 

[dappadonna]

Maaan I wish Ndombele would play with more energy and stop tryna look cool strolling around the pitch . You already know mourinho is waiting to sub you out in the 60th minute.

 

[Gusto]

Elneny was really pressing in the 91st minute. Incredible engine



He's Ozil. Needs runners with him and defensive cover. They don't hide him well. Would still build the team around him over Bruno though.

Bruno is more ozil to me

 

[SmarkMero]

Midfield looks a lot better when Xhaka is benched

So much better....

 

[African_brehda]

He is like Glenn Hoddle used to be (but not as good a long passer) , if you remember him.

Don't infect me

 

[null]

Don't infect me

ok breh

this is football ground so ...

Spoiler: ...

p.s.


"Pele"
"John Charles"
"Eusebio"
"Georgie Best"

 

[ScottyG]

McTominay is the worst footballer I've ever seen

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Troopz

I'm instigating a couple of United fans in my WhatsApp group chat

 

[nahnah]

Kane gets away with murder with all that intentionally backing into players while they're in mid air. Dangerous and never a pen

They'll say nothing about English golden boy though

 

[gho3st]

Why are people surprised the diamond Oli put out there did not work?

you put mctominay, Fred, Bruno and pogba in a fukking diamond. Then pogba get blamed for it not going well

 

[nahnah]

Commentator "that was very close to a dive"

 

[SCORCH]

Spurs diving is out of control tonight but they're constantly being rewarded for it.

 

[SCORCH]

LAMPTEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, CHELSEA YOOF shytTING ON SPURS

 

[Max B]

fukk off that Goal shouldn’t be allowed