Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[KOTK]

i think it's the climate. mostly rainy and boring so people don't smile as much, thus forcing the mouth muscles to always droop. must hit women much harder than men.

It's interesting. I'd say it's cos we're isolated but the scandinavians look fantastic. You see some rotten french tbf, them britons had a lot to answer for i guess.

 

[mastermind]

Just chased some muesli with bourbon creams

We just decided she's not indian, so why get the glaswegian mafia involved?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

While we're trainin her, we'll give Edmund her panties

 

[KOTK]

While we're trainin her, we'll give Edmund her panties

Commoli can negotiate the deal for him.

 

[mastermind]

While we're trainin her, we'll give Edmund her panties

her socks. He only wants her socks.

 

[Mané Swagincha]

holli/LS/liverpool crew, I made it brehs




the sohh thread was a ghost town.




this place is i look forward to posting here




it's gonna be a hot summa on merseyside

You fiinally made it lad, how you like the new kitty mate



dont know if Rafa coming in or not but its gonna be a hot summa

 

[yoyoyo1]

Portland will be very happy with that point. Really hung on the last 10 minutes. Ugly game but very competitive

 

[dennis roadman]

It's interesting. I'd say it's cos we're isolated but the scandinavians look fantastic. You see some rotten french tbf, them britons had a lot to answer for i guess.

weren't your founding kings scandinavians? ancestral pride of the english nation, neh? seems more like the beautiful northerners kicked out their ugly princes and sent them to your isles.

We just decided she's not indian, so why get the glaswegian mafia involved?

i just meant we gonna fukk her and leave her nothing but some spare chicken wings, all the while promising we have a bright future together

 

[frush11]

this looked fun

Look like some wannabe Guido/Mafia bytches

 

[Scottie Drippin]

TC23


That's my playmaker

 

[Stewart Downing]

Portland will be very happy with that point. Really hung on the last 10 minutes. Ugly game but very competitive

stfu m8, i'll tell u when to be happy

 

[Stewart Downing]

holli/LS/liverpool crew, I made it brehs




the sohh thread was a ghost town.




this place is i look forward to posting here




it's gonna be a hot summa on merseyside

stfu m8 i been followin u since the sohh days u aint shyt and u'll never be hurst

 

[Edmundinho]

stfu m8 i been followin u since the sohh days u aint shyt and u'll never be hurst

hahha ok m8 i dont want any drama keep creating chances on the pitch

 

[Stewart Downing]

andy carroll gonna lead england to glory this summa

 

[Gilver]

^^^Genuinely the most pathetic and boring shyt i've ever seen