Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Maybe SAF had something to do with Rio's omission. I know he's not letting Chica play in the Olympics. He wants the goons to rest

 

[mastermind]

this looked fun

 

[Gilver]

In those pics she just looks like a normal white girl whos laid on the fake tan way too thick.

I'm pretty sure that the shade she is in the pic i linked is the shade the entire human race will be when it's finished inter breeding.

Except the eyes would be slightly slanted.

 

[yoyoyo1]

that's a white girl burnt to a crisp brehs

 

[mastermind]

she a mulatto

shade is the same in all her pics. And hair roots never lie.

 

[Gilver]

I feel like this is the beggining of a great mystery.

 

[dennis roadman]

some of those women look a little too english in the face

kiko

 

[dennis roadman]

fake tan, melanin, who cares brehs, we'd all tag. at once. we would literally gangbang phil jones' girlfriend

 

[mastermind]

some of those women look a little too english in the face

Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis has a message for any of his players who are thinking about defecting to the Premiership:

"The English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.”

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

 

[KOTK]

fake tan, melanin, who cares brehs, we'd all tag. at once. we would literally gangbang phil jones' girlfriend

Out of respect for her confirmed heritage, it would be a train. *buys a blackburn shirt*

 

[dennis roadman]

i think it's the climate. mostly rainy and boring so people don't smile as much, thus forcing the mouth muscles to always droop. must hit women much harder than men.

 

[dennis roadman]

Out of respect for her confirmed heritage, it would be a train. *buys a blackburn shirt*

we're gonna steve kean the sh!t outta her

 

[KOTK]

Just chased some muesli with bourbon creams

 

[KOTK]

we're gonna steve kean the sh!t outta her

We just decided she's not indian, so why get the glaswegian mafia involved?